Hello Vader

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Have you cleaned up the soda spewed all over your keyboard yet? Good. Reading blogs does carry certain risks you know.

When I saw this photo over at Dyspeptic Mutterings, I just had to share it here.

POSSIBLE CAPTIONS:

  • "Sister?  So, you have a twin sister.  As do I!"
  • "Today will be a day long remembered.  It has seen the death of Kenobi, who died because he laughed at me."
  • "I find your lack of taste disturbing."

Please add your own contributions in the combox.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

85 thoughts on “Hello Vader”

  2. “If only you knew the power of the Cute Side.”
    “I am altering the merchandising deal. Pray that I don’t alter it further.”

  5. “Honey, did you take my suit to that Wookiee dry cleaners on Yavin 4? YES, sweetie I know they’re cheap but…”
    “How do I look from this angle?… Thanks, Iwas going for that new Metro-sithual look!”

  23. Updated special effects.
    Bigger explosions.
    Greedo shooting first.
    …
    Now presenting the new digitally re-re-re-mastered version.
    (With never-before-seen footage filmed entirely on location in West Hollywood.)

  25. SGD, I ’bout snorted tea out my nose! WAY too funny!
    Um . . . I’ve actually seen this in person. (Should I even admit this?) At the Star Wars Celebration 3 in Indy in April 2006 (or was it May?). I think the Hello Kitty closes the deal on this one. When seen in the flesh, (or should that be *in the pastel*?), one doesn’t simply view the costume so much as one gapes openly.
    You should see the Sith Jar-Jar! Now, that’s comedy!

  29. There are some hilarious captions here, but this one is hands-down my favorite:
    “Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”
    I laughed out loud at that one, and just had to comment on it.

  32. The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not FABULOUS yet!
    When Labor Day comes the Emperor will let me wear black again.

  38. 48 y/o n/s gender curious Sith Lord seeking darkside fun, companionship, and more. Send photo and description of likes/dislikes. Will answer all earnest replies.

  48. light saber lessons…$120.00/hour
    voice synthesizer…$1,000.00
    bio-contained life-support suit…$4,500.00
    Paparazzi photos of Sir Elton crashing the “Revenge of the Sith” premier….priceless!

  52. After Leia turned to the dark side (in the alternate ending to episode VI), she gave daddy a make-over, including giving him a PINK lightsaber.

  58. “The last time I felt like this was in the presence of my old master.”
    “If this is the evening gown competition, I’d hate to see the swimsuit competition.”
    “Vader’s original Hoth outfit”

  59. “Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of…What? What are you staring at?”
    “And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base…and they better have a Fashion Barn!”
    “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of being really, really, rediculously good looking.”

  60. Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants! And bring me the passengers, I want their pants too!
    I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
    Obi-Wan: Only a master of fashion, Darth.
    “The Emperor is not as flaming as I am.”
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.” “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your wardrobe, consume you it will…”
    Yoda-
    And this one doesn’t need to change to be funny…
    “A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.”

  61. I know they’re from Yoda, but they just work…
    “Look at me. Judge me by my outfit do you? And well you do not…for the Force is my ally”
    “No! No difference! Only different in your mind”
    “For 800 years have I trained Jedi…my own council will I keep on what colors are to be worn”

  63. Fire up the Death Star boys!!!…we’re taking out Tatooine!!!…when will I learn not to pass-out in a bar filled with Jawas…disgusting creatures!”

  65. Episode VII—Vader comes back on the “Bright” side of the Force. OR…..
    You know what Padme would have looked like if she followed her husband! OR…..
    Star Wars executive planing meeting _1970s_ Gorge Lucas_ (Shows poster of Vader) “I had a dream last night of this horrible figure who was trying to stop the Easter Bunny. What do you guys think?”

  71. perhaps I just read too far into Christopher’s comments. Maybe he is just dutch.
    Pronounce his comment a few times, and consider the particular inflections of a heavy dutch accent.

  72. Your Honor, the couple cites an irretrievable breakdown in their marriage. Ms. Skywalker
    (formerly Amadalla), was pregnant with the parties first offspring, when Mr. Skywalker changed his name to “Darth” and began sowing his “wild oats”

  73. “Vader” is roughly Dutch for “Father” as “Moeder” is for “Mother”…
    I’m not Dutch though…

  76. +J.M.J+
    I’d like to write something really witty and funny, but every time I look at that photo all I can think about is white chocolate and strawberry ice cream.
    Can you tell I’m on a diet? 🙂
    In Jesu et Maria,

  78. This picture has ruined the greatest movie villian of all time. I can never look at Darth Vader the same way again.
    BTW, the “Darth Gayder” comment made me laugh out loud…

  79. I am reminded of the scene in the “Birdcage” when Robin Williams is trying to teach Nathan Lane to walk like a man. Nathan Lane walks just like John Wayne and you REALIZE John Wayne is a swish.
    Now I’ve seen Darth Vader as a swish.

  85. What?! You can’t take me seriously?!! How dare you?! You don’t know the power of ‘Hello Kitty’!!

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