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1) "Beam Me Up, Scotty!"
2) New High-Def TV Screens Fail To Live Up To Expectations
3) Revival Of Captain Kangaroo Show Adds Technicolor Twist!
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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Silly lady, Trix are for kids!
Geez — how many nutritional suppliments am I supposed to be taking now???
Now on sale… “The Ring” as re-imagined by Sonny, Cher, and CleanFlix.
Doc…I’m seeing spots.
And now, I will jungle 2 million 3 hundred and 2 balls.
A scene from the upcomming 3rd season of Lost reveals a surprising & bold new direction as the shows cast heads into the Phantom Zone!
FORE!!!!
Sure to be a revolution in the fashion industry, a creative new technology allows a woman to see what it’s like to actually be the dress!
Drat, chris-2-4 – that’s my next caption!
In an effort to attract more women to the sport, Titleist introduces it’s new colored ball ad campaign!
Oh I see its a woman in this magic eye image! First time ive ever seen anything in those things!
Cardinal Mahoney, presiding at the funeral Mass, juggles balls with his mind.
Oh a priest!
And Dominican.
Very nice.
Mr. Jimmy,
What are does things and what picture is it of?
those
Hmm, let me guess: “Fantastic Voyage 2: Into The Bloodstream.”?
Some Day: Click the INFO link below the picture to find out!
Living in a lava lamp….
Now do you understand why I hate water-balloon fights?
Welcome to M&M Heaven!
It’s a stereogram! If you let your eyes blur you’ll see 2 women standing in the midst of a bunch of colored balls. They look like twins.
Reuters photographer captures Israeli bombardment of Lebanese civilian.
Whoops, sorry malastine, you beat me to it.
“Dang Global Warming, colored all the snowflakes!”
“Hmmm, the smog seems a bit worse today.”
“Unknown Woman Leaves ‘Catholic Priesthood,’Re-Ordains Herself as a Cherry 7-Up”
Five thousand six hundred and twenty-four, five thousand six hundred and twenty-five (hey that one looks like an orange; I love oranges), five thousand six hundred and…..twenty….?
(sigh)
One, two, three, …
U.S. Tennis Association investigates controversial stadium design.
Hey big fella, come up sometime and see my pseudoisochromatic plates.
Aw, I hate it when you put fruit in the Jell-O.
… now I’m really stuck…
+J.M.J+
If you had Rabbititis, you’d start to see spots before your eyes… Then they’d start swirling around… Then suddenly everything would go BLACK!
In Jesu et Maria,
Oh ****! Who’s going to clean up this mess?!
Live, tiny lady comes in every bottle of new “Tuti-Fruti 7-Up”
“I’m done tasting the rainbow now!! Anybody?! Please let me out!!”
The Baptism of the Holy Bouncing Balls… the lost chapter of Acts…
Rosemarie, that’s a classic!
These Lotto games are just getting too weird.
Lawrence Welk on acid.
99 (thousand) red balloons (and other various colors) floating the the summer sky…..
Enya’s latest album cover.
Upcoming sequel to Star Trek’s “Trouble with Triblles” – called, “Problems with Pixels”.
A scene from the 2006 remake of “Fantastic Voyage”.
Cora (played by Raquel Welch in the 1966 movie adaptation of the Issac Asamov novel) is attacked by plaetlets.
“Boy! There sure are a lot little colorful balls!”
I’m just no good at the captions…
“I hate dodgeball.”
“Help me! I’ve fallen (into a glass of champagne) and I can’t get up!”
1.The 11th circle of Hell (seeing spots before your eyes)
2. How to practice telekinesis on a children’s playground
1.The 11th circle of Hell (seeing spots before your eyes) 2. How to practice telekinesis on a children’s playground
Hello? I heard voices from the play-land and I slipped on a Quarter Pounder and then… hello?
+J.M.J+
Thanks, Gene. 🙂 I tried to quote it as best I could, sorry if I made a mistake. It’s been a while since I saw that Bugs Bunny cartoon so I don’t remember the exact wording.
In Jesu et Maria,
Hey, Rob! You stole my joke! 🙂
My vote for the funniest caption goes to —- the INFO link!! Cripes, idiocy in action.
Rabbititis!
–Ann
Shirley became frustrated when her therapist advised her to always “connect the dots”.