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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1) "Beam Me Up, Scotty!"

2) New High-Def TV Screens Fail To Live Up To Expectations

3) Revival Of Captain Kangaroo Show Adds Technicolor Twist!

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

52 thoughts on “Photo Caption”

  1. A scene from the upcomming 3rd season of Lost reveals a surprising & bold new direction as the shows cast heads into the Phantom Zone!

  2. Sure to be a revolution in the fashion industry, a creative new technology allows a woman to see what it’s like to actually be the dress!

  3. Drat, chris-2-4 – that’s my next caption!
    In an effort to attract more women to the sport, Titleist introduces it’s new colored ball ad campaign!

  4. Oh I see its a woman in this magic eye image! First time ive ever seen anything in those things!

  5. It’s a stereogram! If you let your eyes blur you’ll see 2 women standing in the midst of a bunch of colored balls. They look like twins.

  6. “Unknown Woman Leaves ‘Catholic Priesthood,’Re-Ordains Herself as a Cherry 7-Up”

  7. Five thousand six hundred and twenty-four, five thousand six hundred and twenty-five (hey that one looks like an orange; I love oranges), five thousand six hundred and…..twenty….?
    (sigh)
    One, two, three, …

  8. +J.M.J+
    If you had Rabbititis, you’d start to see spots before your eyes… Then they’d start swirling around… Then suddenly everything would go BLACK!
    In Jesu et Maria,

  9. 99 (thousand) red balloons (and other various colors) floating the the summer sky…..

  10. Enya’s latest album cover.
    Upcoming sequel to Star Trek’s “Trouble with Triblles” – called, “Problems with Pixels”.

  11. A scene from the 2006 remake of “Fantastic Voyage”.
    Cora (played by Raquel Welch in the 1966 movie adaptation of the Issac Asamov novel) is attacked by plaetlets.

  12. “Boy! There sure are a lot little colorful balls!”
    I’m just no good at the captions…

  13. 1.The 11th circle of Hell (seeing spots before your eyes)
    2. How to practice telekinesis on a children’s playground

  14. 1.The 11th circle of Hell (seeing spots before your eyes) 2. How to practice telekinesis on a children’s playground

  15. Hello? I heard voices from the play-land and I slipped on a Quarter Pounder and then… hello?

  16. +J.M.J+
    Thanks, Gene. 🙂 I tried to quote it as best I could, sorry if I made a mistake. It’s been a while since I saw that Bugs Bunny cartoon so I don’t remember the exact wording.
    In Jesu et Maria,

  17. My vote for the funniest caption goes to —- the INFO link!! Cripes, idiocy in action.

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