SOURCE.
STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) "A one, and a two, and . . . "
2) "They’re so cute when they’re at that age."
3) "You know, they said I’d have trouble sleeping on my new bed, but . . . "
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
View all posts by Jimmy Akin
I knew that last scotch and soda was a mistake.
“Dang mental steroids!”
And the apostles’ eyes were heavy.
“I really need to get my hands on some Sudafed!”
BUT I HAVE TENURE!!!
Tonto, I think I hear hoofbeats!
“Does my face look puffy?”
Does my head look big in this?
“Maybe this nice cool surface will reduce the swelling.”
“The Atkin’s Diet works good — TOO good.”
Coming Soon to a theatre near you:
Face Off 2: Full Head Replacement
“I’ve GOT to stop keeping all these Catholic Answers projects a secret or my head will explode!!!”
“Now I know how James White feels.”
Now now Brent LOL
How major network news anchors get around when there’s no one to help them.
Not even Texas makes stetsons that big
Why did I sign up for this invisibility drug test anyway?
Word to the wise: stay away.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Invisibility-possible-in-future/2006/08/02/1154198195866.html
Speaking of invisibility:
http://tinyurl.com/2r8tr
And, even though I don’t quite get the reference, is it an appropriate time for, “No, it is I who will eat You!” yet?
I just got done reading “Mass Confusion” by Jimmy Akin…
Oh!! Where did I put my Afrin?
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
(That’s what security guards wear at the Royal Scottish academy?!)
Head! Move! (said in a Scottish accent)
The United Nations: Doing what they do best.
Encephaltis gone bad.
..and they came upon the fourth room of the seventh ring where the arrogant are…
My head is getting heavy…
Hmmm, it definitely gives new meaning to “never eat anything as big as your head”!
“Does this suit make my head look big?”
“Well, I always said I wanted to get ahead in the world!”
“OK . . . so you know when you inhale a helium baloon & it makes your voice sound funny? Well, I inhaled wrong.”
He can always say my eyes are bigger than his stomach.
Just wait ’til he grows into those ears!
“It’s tiring to be this brilliant.”
It’s the French dude who head-butted the Italian dude during the World Cup! You can tell by the red spot on his forehead!
It’s secret project #4: The All-knowing Head.
“It’s secret project #4: The All-knowing Head.”
You mean Catholic Answers is really the National Institute for Coordinated Experiments from C.S. Lewis’ “That Hideous Strength”? Merlin, where are you when we need you?
I am here, My son.
I am here, My son.
Aw, that poor guy fell asleep while saying his prayers!
Or maybe he’s just trying to stand on his head.
Or trying to stand with his head on.
Whatever.
It didn’t work like this for Alice!
That is what Ann Coulters thinks of her brain
…And this what James Bond on drugs is…
“Quit while you’re ahead”!
Do these pants make me look fat? I’m getting some weird looks today.
Winsor Pilates gone bad..