Beloved Leader Missing??

KimjongilapKim Jong Il, North Korea’s Supreme Dictator and all-around nut job, may have disappeared on his way to Beijing from Pyongyang, according to THIS STORY over at Monsters and Critics (via Catholic Exchange).

I haven’t verified it through any major news outlets, though.

If true, it is a fascinating scenario, involving the Asian Mob, the island of Macao (which is kinda like a modern-day Casablanca), money laundering, counterfeiting in the tens of millions of U.S. dollars, noo-que-lar weapons, intrigue, the inscrutable Chinese government… and starring Kim Jong Il (that iron-fisted, but loveable psychopath) as himself.

Someone should get right to work on a screenplay.

Is it possible that Kim Jong Il has gone to visit Jimmy Hoffa?

GET THE STORY.

(JIMMY ADDS: If so, no floral basket for the Asian Mafia!)

10 thoughts on “Beloved Leader Missing??”

  1. Anyone ever notice how Kim Jong Il looks like an Asian version of Al Davis–or is it just me?

  2. In my rebellious youth, I was a fan of the classic Al-Davis Raiders.
    Stabler, Biletnikoff, Casper…
    And Otis Sistrunk, Ted Hendricks and Jack Tatum on D.

  3. Maybe the family of Lyle Alzado can persuade Kim of the horrific consequences of playing with banned substances for temporary material advantages.
    PVO

  4. So, would that make Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sorta like Bum Phillips?
    Or maybe Woody Hayes?

  5. I bet he’ll be sighted somewhere in south america, caught in a love triangle with elvis and hitler.

  6. Kim Jong (Mentally)Il may have assumed room temperature? A psycho may no longer have his finger on a nuclear button? “That’s the stuff that (pleasant) dreams are made of.”

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