On April 13, 2029 the Earth will have a close encounter of the asteroidal kind.
The asteroid in question was initially thought to have a possibility of hitting the Earth or the Moon (a.k.a. "Luna" for those who have never lived there).
However, further observations reveal that it won’t hit either body but will snake its way between them (see image on left).
There is, however, a 1 in 5560 chance that the asteroid will smack into us exactly 17 years later, on April 13, 2036.
When it swings by in 2029 the asteroid will be big enough to see with the naked eye. If it hits in 2036 it’ll look even bigger.
The asteroid was discovered by a group of astronomers reportedly including fans of the show Stargate SG-1, which may have affected the name they gave to the asteroid: . . . Apophis.
But if these guys are really fans of Stargate, shouldn’t Asteroid Apophis instead be named Asteroid Anubis?
But if these guys are really fans of Stargate, shouldn’t Asteroid Apophis instead be named Asteroid Anubis?
There was already an asteroid named Anubis (see this list).
Exactly 7 or exactly 17 years later? Looks like 7 to me.
April 13, 2036
Thanks for the info Jimmy, I’ll schedule a confession for the 12th.
April 13, 2036
Hmmmmm…that *could* be precisely two thousand years from the date of…
Uh oh.
http://users.chariot.net.au/~gmarts/eastcalc.htm
Uh oh.
http://users.chariot.net.au/~gmarts/eastcalc.htm
Which brings up an interesting question (maybe Jimmy could chime in on it): would it be more appropriate for the world to end on Easter Sunday or Good Friday.
Of course, this will make things even more nuts around St. Blogs if Cardinal Schönborn is elected Pope Benedict’s successor (hopefully not for another five or ten years at least). First, he could reasonably still be alive in 2036 (at the age of 91) and second, his full name is/would have been Christoph Maria Michael Hugo Damian Peter Adalbert von Schönborn (according to Wikipedia).
Penally, smentality… I’m cashing in my IRA…*
*shamelessly ripped off from an old Bloom County cartoon 🙂
You know, if this asteroid loses enough momentum as it passes the planet, it might just get caught by the Earth’s gravity and fall into an orbit, or perhaps it’ll slow enough to park in one of the Lagrange points (assuming it isn’t too massive). Farfetched, perhaps, but it’d be pretty cool. 😉
You know, if this asteroid loses enough momentum as it passes the planet, it might just get caught by the Earth’s gravity and fall into an orbit, or perhaps it’ll slow enough to park in one of the Lagrange points (assuming it isn’t too massive). Farfetched, perhaps, but it’d be pretty cool. 😉
Especially if it’s made of solid naquadah. Just think of the orbital asteroid mining potential!
Whoop! Good call Billy!
However, my eye is on 2029, when Easter Sunday falls on April 1st.
Wouldn’t it just be so perfect for Armegeddon Day to fall on April Fools.
What we should do is get ourselves some oil drillers and fly them out to land on the astroid with a big nuclear bomb they can drop in the middle of the thing after drilling a hole in it. 😉
Worst movie ever.
I bet they’re really Samantha Carter fans and just don’t want to admit it……
You do -not- want to detonate an atomic bomb in the middle of an asteroid made of naquada.
😉
So, shold it be renamed Wormwood?
You do -not- want to detonate an atomic bomb in the middle of an asteroid made of naquada.
So, maybe the world will end on Good Friday 2036 after all when astronauts, blissfully ignorant of the asteroid’s true composition, plant a tactical nuke in a last-ditch effort to save the world. The nuke goes off causing a chain reaction in the naquadah and the entire planet is burned to smithereens.
And then how long after it passes between the Earth and the Moon will Thundarr the Barbarian be born?
“Wouldn’t it just be so perfect for Armegeddon Day to fall on April Fools.”
Awww man! My birthday is on April 1st too! But cool, my birthday is on Easter! yay! hmm, how old will I be? 2029? 47 years old! darn.
Billy… you must have never seen “Hudson Hawk”
it seems we should ask the asgard for asstance and use their beaming ray and send Apophis to the Ori home planet thats what i think we should do
I like pi and crackers.
Rape me!!!!!! =D
Ya’ll are gay phags