Evil Reptillian Kitten-Eater From THIS Planet!

Python_kitten_eaterCanada may be home to evil reptilian kitten-eaters from another planet, but Florida is home to terrestrial kitten-eaters:Kitten_2

Miami Gardens, Florida – Elidia Rodriguez of Miami Gardens had been looking for her year-old Siamese cat for two days when her son pointed out the bulging Burmese python slithering in her backyard.


Experts say that bulge in the 12-foot snake is probably the missing 15-pound cat.

They python reported has not exploded since eating the cat, suggesting that cats cause less internal combustion in pythons than alligators.

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Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

17 thoughts on “Evil Reptillian Kitten-Eater From THIS Planet!”

  1. I just saw this at the Open Science project. Maybe they can code it to not allow the Python into the house if it has a cat inside…no wait…hmm

  2. I was once walking along a path at Mepkin Abbey in South Carolina where talking was forbidden. A monk approached and pointed to a point a few feet from the path, obviously trying to get my attention. There was a large copperhead with about 3 inches of a squirrel’s tail sticking out of his mouth. The monk later told me that it had taken days for the snake to get to this point with his squirrel dinner. It was providing great entertainment to the monks.

  3. Poor kitty. That’s awful. Can you imagine walking along without a care in the world other than what cat food your owner had got for your dinner…
    “hmm…fish…or chicken or that nasty cheap stuff that tastes like my bum?..purr…purr”
    …and then a huge pair of jaws opens wide and gobbles you up? SNAP!
    what a way to go.
    God bless.

  5. On the same page it says that an alligator ate a girl’s cocker spaniel. I’m telling you, the reptiles of Florida have probably declared war on us mammals. :- O

  7. Okay – this is another Y-chromosome story — and you just had too put the cute little kitten there — just when my mind was thinking Awwww — I read the title and it turned to eeewwwww – yuck. Another good reason not to move to Florida. Poor kitty.

  8. Very upsetting.
    About six weeks ago my cat was dying, and my choices were:
    1. euthanasia by vet
    or
    2. die at home
    But if I lived in Florida, I would have been given a 3rd option:
    3. death by python.
    Ick!!

  9. “Experts say that bulge in the 12-foot snake is probably the missing 15-pound cat.”
    Keyword here: probably. I bet the snake is just digesting a giant loaf of Easter bread it found outside…PLANTED BY THE EASTER BUNNY, NO DOUBT! But even if it is the cat, why should we be shocked? The snake’s just doing what he was put here to do. Why wouldn’t we be equally shocked at a cat for killing a poor defensless mouse? He’s just following his instincts, too.

  14. Poor Pussums … my heart goes out to her owners.. a horrible way for a cat to go. Glad we live in Quebec, where we don’t have to worry about evil Ontario pols who eat kittens (LOL). Also glad our cats our indoors!

  15. Interesting…my cat has a habit of bringing dead snakes to my doorstep at least once a week. But when a neighbor’s stray python ended in our garden, you couldn’t get him down from the window sill. Size matters.

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