Evil Reptilian Kitten-Eater From Another Planet

Dalton McGuinty

Today, September 12, back in 2003, the Ontario Conservative Party issued a press release in which it outed liberal politician Dalton McGuinty as “an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet.”

McGuinty initially denied the charges that he eats kittens.

A Kitten

Some of his statements, however, displayed a studied ambiguity, as for example his declaration, “I love kittens, and I like puppies too,” which can be taken more than one way.

The truth seemed to emerge, however, when supporters printed T-shirts with the legend: “We may be kitten-eaters but we want change.”

From the report I have at hand, McGuinty did not deny being evil, reptilian, or from another planet. His denials seemed to center exclusively on the charge of kitten-eating.

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POSTSCRIPT: McGuinty also did not deny that he was in the pay of the Easter Bunny.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

7 thoughts on “Evil Reptilian Kitten-Eater From Another Planet”

  1. Can I claim refugee status in the United States if my dear leader is an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet?
    Where’s the best place to live down there these days? I was thinking Utah…

  3. I don’t understand. Kittens are just little cats. Cats ARE evil. Why would “evil” people eat “evil creatures”?
    Oh. Duh. To absorb their power for themselves. There can be only one!

  4. When I grow up (if I live that long) I’m going to have a houseful of kittens, puppies and horses and they will all live inside my house and eat at table with me. They will be taught grace as soon as they can neigh, meow and wuff. We will eat Dalton McGuinty and wash him down with diet pepsi. I will be the only one that doesn’t belch loudly afterwards.
    God Bless.
    p.s. They’re coming to take me away ha-ha…

  5. If he really is from another planet, Mr. McGuinty would not be eligible to become President, though he could be Governor of California.
    Wait! I think I just heard Chuckie Schumer ask John Roberts if he had stopped eating kittens!…

  6. Is that the level to which political speech in the Red Maple Leaf has degenerated under the Speech Codes?

  7. Ah, good ol’ Dalton, my Premier.
    You can have him.
    This is the “Catholic” fellow who wouldn’t sign nomination papers for candidates who weren’t prepared to support gay marriage.

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