Children's Alleged Prayers To God!

Google says that these prayers show up on 512 different Internet sites, so count this one as #513.

I have no idea where these come from or if these are at all authentic, but they’re still funny and charming, so here goes . . .

1.  Dear God,

please put another holiday

between Christmas and Easter.

There is nothing good in there now.

Amanda

2.  Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother

but what I asked for was a puppy.

I never asked for anything before.

You can look it up.

Joyce

3.  Dear Mr.

God,
I wish you would not make it so easy

for people to come apart

I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet

4.  God,

I read the bible.

What does beget mean?

Nobody will tell me.

Love Alison

5.  Dear God,

how did you know you were God?

Who told you?

Charlene

6.  Dear God,

is it true my father

won’t get in Heaven

if he uses his golf words in the house?

Anita

7.  Dear God,

I bet it’s very hard for you

to love all of everybody in the whole world.

There are only 4 people in our family

and I can never do it.

Nancy

8.  Dear God,

I like the story about Noah

the best of all of them.

You really made up some good ones.

I like walking on water, too.

Glenn

9.  Dear God,

my Grandpa says you were around

when he was a little boy.

How far back do you go?

Love, Dennis

10.  Dear God,

do you draw the lines around the countries?

If you don’t, who does?

Nathan

11.  Dear God,

did you mean for giraffes

to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma

12.  Dear God,

in bible times,

did they really talk that fancy?

Jennifer

13.  Dear God,

how come you did all those miracles

in the old days and don’t do any now?

Billy

14.  Dear God,

please send Dennis Clark

to a different summer camp this year.

Peter

15.  Dear God,

maybe Cain and Abel

would not kill each other so much

if they each had their own rooms.

It works out OK with me and my brother.

Larry

16.  Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring,

but it never did come yet.

What’s up?  Don’t forget.

Mark

17.  Dear God,

my brother told me about

how you are born

but it just doesn’t sound right.

What do you say?

Marsha

18.  Dear God,

if you watch in Church on Sunday

I will show you my new shoes.

Barbara

19.  Dear God,

is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,

or do you just know him through the business?

Donny

20.  Dear God,

I do not think anybody

could be a better God than you.

Well, I just want you to know that.

I am not just saying that because

you are already God.

Charlesv

21.  Dear God,

it is great the way you always

get the stars in the right place.

Why can’t you do that with the moon?

Jeff

22.  Dear God,

I am doing the best I can.

Really !!!!

Frank

And, saving the best for last   .

23.  Dear God,

I didn’t think orange went with purple

until I saw the sunset

you made on Tuesday night.

That was really cool.

Thomas

[NOTE FROM JIMMY: Actually, my personal favorite was #20, but the sunset one obviously impressed the anonymous author of the list more. #2 and #5 were personal favorites as well.]