"For English, Please Press 1"

As y’all know, I’m extremely language-friendly. I love other languages, and I love learning them. I think people should be encouraged to learn more (particularly Americans, who are notoriously monolingual).

But I agree with this editorial about the multicultural situation in Maryland.

English is the national language of the US, and efforts that weaken that need to be curbed.

I understand having multilingual access for certain vital services (e.g., having translators of common immigrant languages on staff at hospitals), but cultures don’t cohere well if they don’t have a common language, so apart from truly essential services, integration into the linguistic mainstream is to be encouraged.

I’m not asking anything here of others that I wouldn’t apply to myself. If I were living in Mexico, I would consider it my duty to beef up my Spanish skills as quickly as possible and wouldn’t expect government or business to do lots of things for me in English. If I were in Germany, I’d start hitting my Pimsleur German tapes. Even if I were living in France (shudder), I’d start studying French.

If (by some bizarre circumstance) I had become a citizen of another nation and had the right to vote, I especially wouldn’t consider it incumbent on that nation to print ballots in English just to accomodate me. If I couldn’t take the trouble to learn the local language well enough to vote in it, I wouldn’t consider myself well enough educated in local affairs to cast a vote responsibly. It would be better for me to withhold my vote. If I felt a pressing need to vote, I’d start studying the local language.

“For English, Please Press 1”

As y’all know, I’m extremely language-friendly. I love other languages, and I love learning them. I think people should be encouraged to learn more (particularly Americans, who are notoriously monolingual).

But I agree with this editorial about the multicultural situation in Maryland.

English is the national language of the US, and efforts that weaken that need to be curbed.

I understand having multilingual access for certain vital services (e.g., having translators of common immigrant languages on staff at hospitals), but cultures don’t cohere well if they don’t have a common language, so apart from truly essential services, integration into the linguistic mainstream is to be encouraged.

I’m not asking anything here of others that I wouldn’t apply to myself. If I were living in Mexico, I would consider it my duty to beef up my Spanish skills as quickly as possible and wouldn’t expect government or business to do lots of things for me in English. If I were in Germany, I’d start hitting my Pimsleur German tapes. Even if I were living in France (shudder), I’d start studying French.

If (by some bizarre circumstance) I had become a citizen of another nation and had the right to vote, I especially wouldn’t consider it incumbent on that nation to print ballots in English just to accomodate me. If I couldn’t take the trouble to learn the local language well enough to vote in it, I wouldn’t consider myself well enough educated in local affairs to cast a vote responsibly. It would be better for me to withhold my vote. If I felt a pressing need to vote, I’d start studying the local language.

New Anti-Spam Provision Takes Effect

The Federal Trade Commission is now requiring the subject-line labelling of sexually explicit spam, as well as not putting porno pictures where they will automatically start loading in the preview pane of your e-mail client.

No doubt, many will disregard this law and use servers outside the US to evade the requirement, but if it cuts down on the sexually explicit junk mail clogging the nation’s e-mail boxes even a little, it will be worth it.

In this article on the subject, a lawyer for the porno spam purveyors is yelping about freedom of speech.

I’m sorry, but no.

My e-mail account is a private forum (else everyone in the world would be entitled to read my e-mail), just as my postal mailbox is. Freedom of speech does not give anybody the right to cram my postal mailbox or my e-mail account with offensive messages that I didn’t ask for and don’t want.

To send such items to me over my objection is mail harrassment, and I hope the people who commit it are prosecuted to the full extent of the law (which I hope is further strengthened from where it is now).

Genetic Privacy Rights

It isn’t often that I’d agree with something published in an editorial in a British newspaper, but I do agree with this one. I’ve been concerned for some time about the implications of genetic privacy, and if we want to keep from being victimized (e.g., by being denied insurance or employment) on account of our genetic profile, we need to get a system of strong genetic privacy laws in place.

Everybody has a gene that predisposes them to something bad lurking somewhere in their genetic code.

X-File Law

A thoughtful editorial by a law professor on the impact that new technologies (particularly new reproductive technologies) are having and will continue to have in the future. Raises a lot of questions that need answering.

Also mentions a TV show (Century City) that it sounds like I’m going to have to check out.

Favorite quote from the editorial:

I asked my law students whether a person with plant or animal genes would still be protected by the US Constitution. One replied, “If it walks like a man, quacks like a man, and photosynthesizes like a man, it is a man.”

Scientists on Verge of Making Blue Rose

blueroseWhen I was a boy, I remember seeing a film adaptation of Beauty and the Beast (no, not the Disney version; this was a black and white made long before that), in which as a sign of his love the Beast intimidated a rosebush all night until it gave him a blue rose for Beauty–not a purple rose or a kind-of-blue rose, but a true blue rose.

I don’t know whether this is in the book (since I’ve never read it), but apparently the search for a true, blue rose is a major fascination of rose growers.

Now, it is being reported, scientists are on the verge of making one. It turns out that some scientists doing research on liver enzymes found a gene that, it is thought, will turn roses blue once it is inserted into their genetic code.

If it works, I’ll certainly order some.

Scientists on Verge of Making Blue Rose

blueroseWhen I was a boy, I remember seeing a film adaptation of Beauty and the Beast (no, not the Disney version; this was a black and white made long before that), in which as a sign of his love the Beast intimidated a rosebush all night until it gave him a blue rose for Beauty–not a purple rose or a kind-of-blue rose, but a true blue rose.

I don’t know whether this is in the book (since I’ve never read it), but apparently the search for a true, blue rose is a major fascination of rose growers.

Now, it is being reported, scientists are on the verge of making one. It turns out that some scientists doing research on liver enzymes found a gene that, it is thought, will turn roses blue once it is inserted into their genetic code.

If it works, I’ll certainly order some.

A Calorie Is A Calorie Is a Calorie?

‘Member how I said in a prior post that “The form of the calories don’t matter that much in and of themselves. A thousand calories of protein or fat or carbohydrates is still a thousand calories”? In saying that I was conceding an element of truth to a common dieting axiom: “a calorie is a calorie is a calorie.” This axiom is often used by those who tout calorie restriction as the key to successful fat loss. These folks would say that it doesn’t matter whether the calories you take in are in the form of fat, carbohydrates, or protein. All that counts for losing weight is losing calories.

But while it’s true (by definition) that one calorie represents as much energy as another calorie, that is much more to the story than this. As I went on to point out,

the type of calories does have an effect on the body’s metabolism because the body has to do different things in order to burn different macro-nutrients (i.e., protein, fat, and carbohydrates). If you change the ratio of the macro-nutrients you are eating, your body’s metabolism changes in order to digest and/or store them.

I’d like to document that now by citing a classic study published in 1956 by Alan Kekwick and Gaston Pawan (“Calorie Intake in Relation to Body Weight Changes in the Obese,” Lancet, July 28, 1956, 155-161). These researchers divided their test subjects into three groups, each of which ate a thousand calories a day that were principally composed of one of the three macronutrients. One group got a thousand calories a day that were 90% carbohydrate calories, another got a thousand calories a day that were 90% protein calories, and the third group got a thousand calories a day that were 90% fat calories. If the “a calorie is a calorie” maxim applied to weight loss, these groups should have lost the same amount of weight–or at least approximately the same amount of weight.

They didn’t.

KEKWICK 1956 RESULTSThe 90% protein group lost an average of .6 pounds per day of the study. The 90% fat group lost .9 pounds per day. And the 90% carbohydrate group actually gained .24 pounds per day.

What explains this?

The basic explanation is that your metabolism adjusts to the input you give it. If you put in primarily fat, it triggers one set of responses as your body gears up to utilize the fat and manage its energy output. If you put in carbs, it triggers a different set of respones. And if you put in protein, it triggers a third set. These have an impact on how much weight a person will lose. As the 1956 Kekwick study showed (and as subsequent studies have reinforced), if you give your body fat in the absence of carbohydrates then your body will go into fat burning mode. If you give it protein in the absence of carbohydrates then it will do the same, though the rate of fat burning will be less efficient.

On the other hand, if you give it primarily carbohydrates then it will slam on the brakes for fat burning and start hoarding the fat it has, even slowing your metabolism so that it can generate excess calories to try to hoard more nutrients since the sudden absence of fat from your diet has convinced your body that some kind of famine is going on and you need to go into emergency survival mode.

Subsequent studies have confirmed and amplified the Kekwick and Pawan results, and I’ll try to document some of those in future entries, but the basics were right there in the 1956 study.