How Long Does It Take To Transmit A Message To Planet CBS?

Apparently, twelve days.

Story broke on Sept. 8, and today we get this on Drudge:

EXCLUSIVE // Mon Sep 20 2004 11:58:02 ET

STATEMENT FROM DAN RATHER:

Last week, amid increasing questions about the authenticity of documents used in support of a 60 MINUTES WEDNESDAY story about President Bush’s time in the Texas Air National Guard, CBS News vowed to re-examine the documents in question—and their source—vigorously. And we promised that we would let the American public know what this examination turned up, whatever the outcome.

Now, after extensive additional interviews, I no longer have the confidence in these documents that would allow us to continue vouching for them journalistically. I find we have been misled on the key question of how our source for the documents came into possession of these papers. That, combined with some of the questions that have been raised in public and in the press, leads me to a point where—if I knew then what I know now—I would not have gone ahead with the story as it was aired, and I certainly would not have used the documents in question.

But we did use the documents. We made a mistake in judgment, and for that I am sorry. It was an error that was made, however, in good faith and in the spirit of trying to carry on a CBS News tradition of investigative reporting without fear or favoritism.

Please know that nothing is more important to us than people’s trust in our ability and our commitment to report fairly and truthfully.

Glad that earth has finally managed to make contact with CBS. Now if we can just figure out how to get our linguacode to match up with theirs. Anybody have a Universal Translator?

Collective Brainpower Resquest!

Right now people are singing the praises of the blogosphere’s collective expertise in picking apart the CBS forgeries.

Let’s put this blog’s collective brainpower to the test.

A reader writes:

Hi Jimmy,

My name is XXXXXXXXXXXX and I am a member of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX cathedral in XXXXXXXXXXXXX. I am helping out our priest, Fr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, purchase and send some laptops with encyclopedia and word processing programs to a seminary in La Ceja, Columbia (Seminario De Cristo Sacerdote). They have roughly 200 seminarians with no computer or internet access.

I was just curious if you knew of any charitable organiztions or any type resources where decent used or refurbished laptops could be purchased for a decent price. If not, no problem.

I’m afraid that *I* don’t know of a good place to recommend, but how about the other readers of this blog? What good, cheap/refurbished laptop places do y’all know about?

Use the comments box to leave suggestions for our friend.

Much obliged!

Extensive Muslim Secret Society Exposed In America

The Chicago Trib carries the story. Excerpts:

Over the last 40 years, small groups of devout Muslim men have gathered in homes in U.S. cities to pray, memorize the Koran and discuss events of the day.

But they also addressed their ultimate goal, one so controversial that it is a key reason they have operated in secrecy: to create Muslim states overseas and, they hope, someday in America as well.

These men are part of an underground U.S. chapter of the international Muslim Brotherhood, the world’s most influential Islamic fundamentalist group and an organization with a violent past in the Middle East. But fearing persecution, they rarely identify themselves as Brotherhood members and have operated largely behind the scenes, unbeknown even to many Muslims.

Still, the U.S. Brotherhood has had a significant and ongoing impact on Islam in America, helping establish mosques, Islamic schools, summer youth camps and prominent Muslim organizations. It is a major factor, Islamic scholars say, in why many Muslim institutions in the nation have become more conservative in recent decades.

Documents obtained by the Tribune and translated from Arabic show that the U.S. Brotherhood has been careful to obscure its beliefs from outsiders. One document tells leaders to be cautious when screening potential recruits. If the recruit asks whether the leader is a Brotherhood member, the leader should respond, “You may deduce the answer to that with your own intelligence.”

[T]he group began in 1928 as an opposition movement to the British-backed Egyptian monarchy. Its founder and leader was schoolteacher Hassan al-Banna, who advocated a return to fundamental Islam as a way to reform Muslim societies and expel Western troops.

The Brotherhood slogan became “Allah is our goal; the Messenger is our model; the Koran is our constitution; jihad is our means; and martyrdom in the way of Allah is our aspiration.”

Over time, the Brotherhood gained notoriety for repeatedly attempting to overthrow the Egyptian and Syrian governments and for spawning violent groups, including the Palestinian Islamic Jihad and the Palestinian group Hamas.

In recent months Akef, the international Brotherhood leader, repeatedly has praised Palestinian and Iraqi suicide bombers, called for the destruction of Israel and asserted that the United States has no proof that Al Qaeda was to blame for the Sept. 11 attacks.

A U.S. chapter of the Brotherhood, documents and interviews show, was formed in the early 1960s after hundreds of young Muslims came to the U.S. to study, particularly at large Midwestern universities, such as Illinois, Indiana and Michigan. Some belonged to the Brotherhood in their homelands and wanted to spread its ideology here.

But to protect themselves and their relatives back home from possible persecution, they publicly called themselves the Cultural Society and not the Brotherhood.

Not anyone could join the Brotherhood. The group had a carefully detailed strategy on how to find and evaluate potential members, according to a Brotherhood instructional booklet for recruiters.

Leaders would scout mosques, Islamic classes and Muslim organizations for those with orthodox religious beliefs consistent with Brotherhood views, the booklet says. The leaders then would invite them to join a small prayer group, or usra, Arabic for “family.” The prayer groups were a defining feature of the Brotherhood and one created by al-Banna in Egypt.

But leaders initially would not reveal the purpose of the prayer groups, and recruits were asked not to tell anyone about the meetings. If recruits asked about a particular meeting to which they were not invited, they should respond, “Make it a habit not to meddle in that which does not concern you.”

Leaders were told that during prayer meetings they should focus on fundamentals, including “the primary goal of the Brotherhood: setting up the rule of God upon the Earth.”

Mustafa Saied, the Floridian who left the Brotherhood six years ago, recalls how he was recruited in 1994 while a junior at the University of Tennessee.

“It was a dream, because that’s what you’re conditioned to do–to really love the Ikhwan,” Saied says, using the Arabic term for Brothers or Brotherhood.

After he joined, he learned the names of other local members.

“I was shocked,” he says. “These people had really hid the fact that they were Brotherhood.”

Inamul Haq, professor of religion at Benedictine University in Lisle, Ill., says the U.S. Brotherhood pushed Islam in a conservative direction. “They were in a position to define American Islam. Since they were well-connected in the Middle East, they were able to bring money to build various institutions.”

Without the Brotherhood, he says, “We would have seen a more American Islamic culture rather than a foreign community living in the United States.”

In recent years, the U.S. Brotherhood operated under the name Muslim American Society, according to documents and interviews. One of the nation’s major Islamic groups, it was incorporated in Illinois in 1993 after a contentious debate among Brotherhood members.

Some wanted the Brotherhood to remain underground, while others thought a more public face would make the group more influential.

They agreed not to refer to themselves as the Brotherhood but to be more publicly active.

An undated internal memo instructed MAS leaders on how to deal with inquiries about the new organization. If asked, “Are you the Muslim Brothers?” leaders should respond that they are an independent group called the Muslim American Society. “It is a self-explanatory name that does not need further explanation.”

And if the topic of terrorism were raised, leaders were told to say that they were against terrorism but that jihad was among a Muslim’s “divine legal rights” to be used to defend himself and his people and to spread Islam.

But MAS leaders say those documents and others obtained by the Tribune are either outdated or do not accurately reflect the views of the group’s leaders.

Now, he says, his group has no connection with the Brotherhood and disagrees with the international organization on many issues.

But he says that MAS, like the Brotherhood, believes in the teachings of Brotherhood founder Hassan al-Banna, which are “the closest reflection of how Islam should be in this life.”

“I understand that some of our members may say, `Yes, we are Ikhwan,'” Elsayed says. But, he says, MAS is not administered from Egypt. He adds, “We are not your typical Ikhwan.”

MAS says it has about 10,000 members and that any Muslim can join by paying $10 a month in dues.

But to be an “active” member–the highest membership class–one must complete five years of Muslim community service and education, which includes studying writings by Brotherhood ideologues al-Banna and Qutb.

There are about 1,500 active members, including many women. Elsayed says about 45 percent of those members belong to the Brotherhood.

MAS’ precise connection to the Brotherhood is a sensitive issue, says Mohamed Habib, a high-ranking Brotherhood official in Cairo.

“I don’t want to say MAS is an Ikhwan entity,” he says. “This causes some security inconveniences for them in a post-Sept. 11 world.”

At a summer camp last year in Wisconsin run by the Chicago chapter of MAS, teens received a 2-inch-thick packet of material that included a discussion of the Brotherhood’s philosophy and detailed instructions on how to win converts.

Part of the Chicago chapter’s Web site is devoted to teens. It includes reading materials that say Muslims have a duty to help form Islamic governments worldwide and should be prepared to take up arms to do so.

One passage states that “until the nations of the world have functionally Islamic governments, every individual who is careless or lazy in working for Islam is sinful.” Another one says that Western secularism and materialism are evil and that Muslims should “pursue this evil force to its own lands” and “invade its Western heartland.”

In suburban Rosemont, Ill., several thousand people attended MAS’ annual conference in 2002 at the village’s convention center. One speaker said, “We may all feel emotionally attached to the goal of an Islamic state” in America, but it would have to wait because of the modest Muslim population. “We mustn’t cross hurdles we can’t jump yet.”

Federal authorities say they are scrutinizing the Brotherhood but acknowledge that they have been slow to understand the group.

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(Warning: The Chicago Trib is one of those execrable “Registration Required” sites.)

Star Trek Rocks Found!

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Okay, you know the episode (whatever it’s called) where Capt. Kirk fights the Gorn?

Thought so.

Well, in this episode they are fighting each other around some very prominent rocks that kind of jut up and to the right.

These rocks appear in *LOTS* of Star Trek episodes. Can’t tell you how many alien worlds these exact same rocks are on.

They also appear in *LOTS* of things besides Star Trek.

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Last night I was talking to a friend about how I’m having a problem being distracted by continually recognizing the East and West Mitten Buttes from Monument Valley, Utah when I’m watching old John Ford westerns, and I thought about the ubiquitous “Star Trek rocks.”

So I Googled “star trek” and “rocks.”

FOUND THEM!

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Turns out that they’re called the Vasquez Rocks (named after an outlaw who hid there), and (according to maps.yahoo.com), they’re only two and a half hours from my house.

I SMELL ROAD TRIP!

Archbishop Myers on Proportionate Reasons

Archbishop John Myers (Newark, NJ) has an article in the Wall Street Journal on what Ratzinger said regarding proportionate reasons for voting for a pro-abort candidate. Excerpts:

What are “proportionate reasons”? To consider that question, we must first repeat the teaching of the church: The direct killing of innocent human beings at any stage of development, including the embryonic and fetal, is homicidal, gravely sinful and always profoundly wrong. Then we must consider the scope of the evil of abortion today in our country. America suffers 1.3 million abortions each year–a tragedy of epic proportions.

Thus for a Catholic citizen to vote for a candidate who supports abortion and embryo-destructive research, one of the following circumstances would have to obtain: either (a) both candidates would have to be in favor of embryo killing on roughly an equal scale or (b) the candidate with the superior position on abortion and embryo-destructive research would have to be a supporter of objective evils of a gravity and magnitude beyond that of 1.3 million yearly abortions plus the killing that would take place if public funds were made available for embryo-destructive research.

Frankly, it is hard to imagine circumstance (b) in a society such as ours.

Certainly policies on welfare, national security, the war in Iraq, Social Security or taxes, taken singly or in any combination, do not provide a proportionate reason to vote for a pro-abortion candidate.

Well, now . . . that just sounds awfully . . . familiar.

GO, ARCHBISH!

First Picture Of New Planet?

1stplanetThis may be the first picture of a planet outside the solar system. Or–more precisely–the red blob may be the planet.

Yes, we’ve found evidence of such planets before based on the wobble and changes in brightness of other stars, but we haven’t had pictures of the planets in question. Maybe now, we do.

This object is 230 light years away in the southern constellation Hydra. We should know within a year whether it is an actual planet (gas giant class) or a brown dwarf. Thus far all such planetary candidates that have been discovered have turned out to be brown dwarves, but the reddish color of this one makes the astronomers who found it think that it’s a planet.

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Bad News For Salt Lake

Mitochondrial and Y-chromosome DNA are wonderful things. Since we inherit them from only one parent (mitochondrial DNA coming from our mothers, and Y-chromosome DNA coming from our fathers–if we happen to be male), they allow us to figure out how people are or aren’t distantly related.

The first time the existence of such genetic family-tree tracing broke into public consciousness was a number of years ago when evidence of a “mitochondrial Eve”–a woman from whom all living humans are descended–was reported. That story has been kicked around a number of times, but it’s still being taken seriously in scientific circles.

The same kind of genetic research has the potential to solve other historical puzzles. One that I’ve been waiting for lo these long years is word about where the so-called ten “lost tribes of Israel” ended up. There is some genetic evidence indicating that some of them ended up in Africa, but I’m still waiting for a fuller picture.

Now there’s evidence (which is really just the last nail in the coffin) for where they didn’t end up, and it’s bad news for the Mormon Church. Ever since the Book of Mormon was written, Mormons have held that the American Indians were descendants of immigrants from Israel.

NOPE.

Just as it’s possible to find a lost tribe with DNA evidence, it’s also possible to lose one.

Anthropologists have long-maintained, and genetic studies are confirming, that American Indians are descendants of immigrants from East Asia, not the Middle East. A new book by a former Mormon bishop now explores the matter, and he admits where the evidence points.

Mormon apologists have seen the handwriting on the wall on this one for some time, and they have been doing what Mormon apologists typically do when faced with scientific evidence contary to historic Mormon belief: change their claims.

Still, it’s not good for the folks in Salt Lake.

GET THE STORY.

GET THE BOOK.

U.S. Adds Saudi Arabia To Religious Persecutors List

I don’t know how effective such lists are, but at least they are being honest about the status (read: non-existence) of religious freedom in Saudi Arabia.

In recent times, the Saudis have become very conscious of the image problem they have in the West and have been trying to correct it with advertising campaigns, etc. Hopefully, this will further awaken them to the need to get a handle on the culture of paranoia and hatred being fostered in the madrassas and from the minbars of their country.

GET THE STORY.

"Pajamahadeen": A Word Is Born

Tech is giving us a whole bunch of new words that are becoming fixtures and entering dictionaries (major, dead-tree dictionaries, at that). One such word is “blog,” which did not exist before December 1997.

The last few days have seen the advent of a new word that has the potential to become a fixture: “pajamahadeen.”

It isn’t yet listed in any dictionaries. Not even Google has it indexed at the moment, though that will swiftly change. The term is spreading through the blogosphere.

“Whence cometh ‘pajamahadeen’?” you may be wondering if you haven’t been reading blogs following the unfolding CBS phony memo scandal.

It appears to have been coined by Jim Geraghty of Kerry Spot. Here’s why:

A few days ago on FOX News, former CBS News executive V.P. Jonathan Klein spoke dismissively of the bloggers who were absolutely slaying the credibility of CBS’s phony memo story. Specifically, he said:

You couldn’t have a starker contrast between the multiple layers of check and balances [at ’60 Minutes’] and a guy sitting in his living room in his pajamas writing.

Indignant bloggers, very few of whom admit to wearing pajamas, had endless fun with this. In the end, they adopted pajamas as the official uniform of bloggers and images like this one started showing up on blogs:

Jbrigade_3

So much for the “pajama” part of “pajamahadeen.” Whence the “-hadeen” part?

As you may surmise, it’s from the Arabic word “mujahedeen,” which is sometimes translated “fighters” or “strugglers.” Those translations, though, are whitewashes of what the term really means. “Mujahedeen” is the plural of “mujahed.” Arabic words (like Hebrew and Aramaic words) tend to be built around three consonants with various prefixes, suffixes, and vowels applied. The prefix “mu-” is often used to form words referring to a person who is or does something, and the three consonant root of “mujahed” is J-H-D.

Know what other Arabic word that has passed into English currency has the root J-H-D?

That’s right: “jihad.”

In the most literal sense, “jihad” means “struggle,” but because it has been used (since the time of Muhammad) to refer to the duty Muslims (note the “mu-” prefix; same deal) have to struggle for Islam–often by force of arms–it has come to have the principal meaning “holy war.”

Thus if we were to give a translation of “mujahedeen” that captures the resonance it has for the Muslim community, it would be “jihadists” or “holy warriors.”

So: “pajamahadeen” = “pajama” + “mujahedeen,” the pajama-clad holy warriors of the blogosphere.

This probably would be rendered less colorfully in a future dictionary entry. Perhaps: “Webloggers who aggressively analyze and attack their opponents’ arguments.”

If you want to see a picture of the pajamahadeen in action, check out this cartoon (click to enlarge):

Last_stand_of_rather

The original source of this is IMAO.us, which also features a digitally enhanced “special edition” of the cartoon, a la George Lucas.

BTW, if you look around IMAO.us, be sure to bear in mind Rulz 6 and 7.

(Now if I could just convince fellow bloggers to use my coinage “popularity crash” for what happens when too much traffic comes to a web site and makes it inaccessible; e.g., due to a Drudge story linking it.)

“Pajamahadeen”: A Word Is Born

Tech is giving us a whole bunch of new words that are becoming fixtures and entering dictionaries (major, dead-tree dictionaries, at that). One such word is “blog,” which did not exist before December 1997.

The last few days have seen the advent of a new word that has the potential to become a fixture: “pajamahadeen.”

It isn’t yet listed in any dictionaries. Not even Google has it indexed at the moment, though that will swiftly change. The term is spreading through the blogosphere.

“Whence cometh ‘pajamahadeen’?” you may be wondering if you haven’t been reading blogs following the unfolding CBS phony memo scandal.

It appears to have been coined by Jim Geraghty of Kerry Spot. Here’s why:

A few days ago on FOX News, former CBS News executive V.P. Jonathan Klein spoke dismissively of the bloggers who were absolutely slaying the credibility of CBS’s phony memo story. Specifically, he said:

You couldn’t have a starker contrast between the multiple layers of check and balances [at ’60 Minutes’] and a guy sitting in his living room in his pajamas writing.

Indignant bloggers, very few of whom admit to wearing pajamas, had endless fun with this. In the end, they adopted pajamas as the official uniform of bloggers and images like this one started showing up on blogs:

Jbrigade_3

So much for the “pajama” part of “pajamahadeen.” Whence the “-hadeen” part?

As you may surmise, it’s from the Arabic word “mujahedeen,” which is sometimes translated “fighters” or “strugglers.” Those translations, though, are whitewashes of what the term really means. “Mujahedeen” is the plural of “mujahed.” Arabic words (like Hebrew and Aramaic words) tend to be built around three consonants with various prefixes, suffixes, and vowels applied. The prefix “mu-” is often used to form words referring to a person who is or does something, and the three consonant root of “mujahed” is J-H-D.

Know what other Arabic word that has passed into English currency has the root J-H-D?

That’s right: “jihad.”

In the most literal sense, “jihad” means “struggle,” but because it has been used (since the time of Muhammad) to refer to the duty Muslims (note the “mu-” prefix; same deal) have to struggle for Islam–often by force of arms–it has come to have the principal meaning “holy war.”

Thus if we were to give a translation of “mujahedeen” that captures the resonance it has for the Muslim community, it would be “jihadists” or “holy warriors.”

So: “pajamahadeen” = “pajama” + “mujahedeen,” the pajama-clad holy warriors of the blogosphere.

This probably would be rendered less colorfully in a future dictionary entry. Perhaps: “Webloggers who aggressively analyze and attack their opponents’ arguments.”

If you want to see a picture of the pajamahadeen in action, check out this cartoon (click to enlarge):

Last_stand_of_rather

The original source of this is IMAO.us, which also features a digitally enhanced “special edition” of the cartoon, a la George Lucas.

BTW, if you look around IMAO.us, be sure to bear in mind Rulz 6 and 7.

(Now if I could just convince fellow bloggers to use my coinage “popularity crash” for what happens when too much traffic comes to a web site and makes it inaccessible; e.g., due to a Drudge story linking it.)