Norman The Mutant Poppy

Okay, get this: Somebody has got a mutant poppy–named Norman–who is entirely morphine free. As a result, he may hold the key to developing less-addictive painkillers and addiction treatment drugs.

I’m not making this up.

MEDPUNDIT HAS THE STORY.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

6 thoughts on “Norman The Mutant Poppy”

  1. I read this headline 3 times before I realized it said POPPY and not PUPPY. I was SO confused for a minute there. The fleeting idea that my dogs had a street value was pretty enticing though.

  2. haha… i thought it read “puppy” too. i thought to myself, “a mutant dog without morphine? how is that a medical breakthrough??”

  3. me too. It’s natural to assume that, with a name like Norman, we must be talking about a puppy. Everybody knows that ‘Norman’ isn’t a good name for a poppy plant — whether mutant or not.

  4. Indeed, perhaps a mutant puppy without natural opiods in the brain or something. Ah weel.

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