Meet Optimus Prime

optimusprimeNo, not the leader of the Transformers, but someone who admires him a whole heck of a lot.

This Optimus Prime is a member of Ohio’s 5694th National Guard Unit. According to the story,

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it’s on everything from his driver’s license, to his military ID, to his uniform.

“They razzed me for three months to no end,” said Prime. “They really dug into me about it.”

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

“My dad passed away the year before and I didn’t have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when I was a kid,” he said.

No word as to whether Optimus has shought baptism since his name change.

HAWKING: Black Holes Have Bandwidth!

hawkingThanks to a reader for passing along this story.

As Albert Einstein once remarked in critiquing quantum mechanics, “God does not play dice with the universe.” But while God may not gamble in physics, Stephen Hawking definitely does. In fact, he’s just lost a bet. (Such bets are common among astrophysicists, who are inveterate gamblers.)

What was the bet?

Hawking bet John Preskill of Caltech that black holes are total information traps, that they don’t let any information out about what has fallen into them, that they have zero bandwidth.

This conclusion led to what is known as the “black hole information paradox.”

Well, it turns out that Hawking has now concluded he was wrong. Black holes do release information as the evaporate (you did know they evaporate, right? 😉 and, theoretically, one could recover that information.

Hawking is now scheduled to eat a plate of spaghettified crow at a physics conference in Dublin.

He also now has to pay up on the bet he made with Preskill. According to the story,

The forfeit is an encyclopedia, from which Preskill can recover information at will.

For more information on what Hawking may announce at the conference, see this story reporting a possible solution to the black hole information paradox that posits that black holes are actually cosmic fuzzballs made of subatomic string.

Ain’t science cool?

HAWKING: Black Holes Have Bandwidth!

hawkingThanks to a reader for passing along this story.

As Albert Einstein once remarked in critiquing quantum mechanics, “God does not play dice with the universe.” But while God may not gamble in physics, Stephen Hawking definitely does. In fact, he’s just lost a bet. (Such bets are common among astrophysicists, who are inveterate gamblers.)

What was the bet?

Hawking bet John Preskill of Caltech that black holes are total information traps, that they don’t let any information out about what has fallen into them, that they have zero bandwidth.

This conclusion led to what is known as the “black hole information paradox.”

Well, it turns out that Hawking has now concluded he was wrong. Black holes do release information as the evaporate (you did know they evaporate, right? 😉 and, theoretically, one could recover that information.

Hawking is now scheduled to eat a plate of spaghettified crow at a physics conference in Dublin.

He also now has to pay up on the bet he made with Preskill. According to the story,

The forfeit is an encyclopedia, from which Preskill can recover information at will.

For more information on what Hawking may announce at the conference, see this story reporting a possible solution to the black hole information paradox that posits that black holes are actually cosmic fuzzballs made of subatomic string.

Ain’t science cool?

New SEARCH Feature

Did a bunch of blog maintenence this weekend.

The blog has been growing enough that it now needs a search feature to help folks find what they’re looking for.

So I got one.

Now you can search for past entries (e.g., the great tattoo controversy, the great Friday penance controversy) by using the search feature up top the right hand column.

Still need to play with the way the Search feature works, but it’s up and functional.

Also changed the blog’s logo and page header to make its address easier to remember.

Incidentally, this weekend I also moved around some elements in the side bars–e.g., I moved the site syndication link up near the top of the left bar so it’s more prominent. (I’d been searching for other folks’ syndication links in vain this weekend, dismayed at how buried they tended to be–if they were there at all–and decided to take the log out of my own eye by making mine more prominent.)

Enjoy!

FLASH! LifeTeen Revised

Amy Welborn is reporting that the LifeTeen program is about to be changed to bring “LifeTeen Masses” into conformity with the Church’s liturgical law. She writes:

A letter has been sent by Msgr. Dale Fushek, founder (I think) and director of Life Teen, regarding a June meeting that Bishop Olmsted of Phoenix had with Cardinal Arinze [head of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments] specifically about the program.

As a result of these and other discussions, the letter states:

As the founder of this youth movement, I am writing to confirm our adherence to the new GIRM, and as always, our obedience to our own local Bishops. In this spirit of obedience, we are asking all parishes that implement the LIFE TEEN model to make the following changes:

1. In accordance with the new GIRM, teens are no longer to enter the sanctuary for the Eucharistic prayer. Being in the sanctuary is to be reserved for the priest celebrant, concelebrants, and those performing a specific ministry.

2. The GIRM very specifically offers three options for the end of the Mass. We are to cease using the phrase “The Mass Never Ends, It Must Be Lived” and begin using one of the three prescribed endings found in the Missal.

3. After music practice or welcoming, please make sure there is a period of silence to begin the liturgical celebration.

4. As we have always taught, please make sure the music does not in any way detract from the action at the altar, ambo, or chair.

5. Please make sure that full implementation of the GIRM is done in accordance with your Diocese and accomplished with a spirit of joy.

I am sure these issues will be hard on some parishes and teens. But, let me assure you, our cooperation with Rome and the BCL will only enhance our liturgical celebrations and our mission in the Church. It will be essential that we catechize our teens and their families on what we are doing, and why we are doing it.

One of the commentators on Amy’s post writes:

As a member of the LifeTeen ministry team at our parish, I can definitely say that this will be a difficult transition–especially for our teens.

I entirely sympathize. Though creative ways to may be found to present the changes to teens so as to minimize their emotional impact (e.g., this represents a challenge to be “radically faithful” to the Church and a call to even greater holiness), undoubtely many teens will be disappointed.

This illustrates the problem that is generated when individuals diverge from Church law (or teaching). Doing so encourages people to think and act in objectively problematic ways and to form emotional attachments to things that are at variance with the Church’s praxis (or doctrine). Consequently, people are set up for a rude awakening when they find out that what they have been taught or habituated to is not, in fact, what the Church requires.

Young people are particularly vulnerable to such disappointements due to the intellectual and emotional conditions to which they are subject. Some may feel such sharp disappointment that it may injure their inner adherence to the Church, which could lead to lapses in the practice of the faith or outright rebellion and alienation from it.

It is much better for all if programs are built on a solid foundation from the beginning, for a house built without a solid foundation will encounter problems.

It is praiseworthy that LifeTeen has had the courage to make this change. Let us be supportive of it and the teens to which it ministers. Let us do what we can to help smooth the transition and hope that LifeTeen goes on to provide an invaluable spiritual service to countless future teens at a crucial and difficult time of life.

Since It's Sunday . . .

. . . that means I’m going to go to Mass in a little while, and that means I’m going to have a bunch of horrible, contemporary liturgical “music” inflicted on my eardrums.

(At least the awful soprano shrieking of the over-dramatic, self-important cantor hasn’t been there for a couple of weeks, but she may only be on vacation.)

Thinking of all this makes me glad that I joined the Society for a Moratorium on the Music of

Marty Haugen and David Haas–those being two of the worst offenders in composing insipid, sugary liturgical ditties.

As I told the folks when I joined,

The songs of these two gents (plus Dan Schutte’s) should carry a warning label that they may cause diabetic shock and coma in perfectly healthy individuals.

You might take a look around the SMMMHDH web site and consider joining yourself. Some of the things that you’ll find there are filks of some of their songs, like this one:

Gather Us In

Here in this place, a bad song is starting,

Now will the altar turn into a stage.

All that is holy is slowly departing,

Making a way for the coming New Age.

Gather us in, though we are like captives.

But to miss Mass on Sunday, that would be wrong.

But Lord hear our plea, regarding M. Haugen:

Give him the courage to put down that bong.

Dear Father Smith make a beeline procession,

Run if you have to, make it real terse.

If you can start this Mass very quickly,

Maybe we’ll only have to sing but one verse.

O Dear Lord Jesus, You are the Savior

We’ve promised to follow, whatever the cost.

But we didn’t know this song had been written:

Would you terribly mind if we came off our cross?