Incredible Hulk, Incredible Blog

For some time Hollywood has been abuzz about a mysterious blogger known only as “Rance,” who claims to be a well-known male actor blogging under a pen name–to keep his reputation from being destroyed by all the juicy gossip he dishes up on his blog (WARNING: Rance lives on a different moral planet than most readers of this blog; in particular: He lives on planet Hollywood.) Speculations include that Rance is George Clooney, Jim Carrey, Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, and others.

Now Rance has some competition, from the star of one of last year’s summer blockbusters, and he doesn’t care in the slightest if his reputation gets destroyed. In fact, he’s rather fond of destruction. Yes, that’s right, the Incredible Hulk has a blog! (Or, “diary,” as he insists on calling it.)

It’s a real hoot to read. Here are a few entries:

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Why Hulk Likes The Food Court, By Hulk:

1. Hulk can get any kind of food Hulk wants! It is like travelling whole world when only making a few steps!

2. FREE SAMPLES. Sometimes puny humans at Chinese Panda place say “ONLY ONE!” but then Hulk says he could smash whole place up and they hand Hulk tray. Hulk not like threatening nice Chinese Panda people but they need to make free samples bigger!

C. ORANGE JULIUS. OH, HULK LOVES ORANGE JULIUS. THEY HAVE HOT DOGS AND ORANGE DRINK. OH IT IS GOOD HAVE YOU HAD IT??!?!?!?

4. ARCADE is right next to it! Hulk can play games like SMASH A MOLE. They always have new machines every time Hulk comes by, though. Hulk wonder why.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

HULK AT LIBRARY USING COMPUTER.

SHHHH.

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Sunday, July 04, 2004

Hulk saw movie about bug-man and it was good but needed more smashing.

AND HULK DID NOT GET SNIFFLY DURING ROMANTIC SCENES SO IF YOU HEAR IRON MAN OR THOR TALKING ABOUT IT THEY ARE LIARS.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Hulk not allowed at library anymore.

Hulk just wanted to help library woman keep place quiet!

Now if the Infraggable Krunk would just get a blog.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live." View all posts by Jimmy Akin