ANIMAL RIGHTS YAHOOS: Road-Kill Gummi Candy Harmful! HARMFUL!!!

Roadkill_gummiAnimal rights activists are outraged over Kraft Foods’ new line of gummi roadkill candies, like the gummi roadkill snake on the left.

Sigh.

. . . You fill in the story from here.

No, wait. . . .

Excerpts:

"It sends the wrong message to children, that it’s OK to harm animals. And that’s the wrong message, especially from a so-called wholesome corporation like Kraft," said [New Jersey SPCA] spokesman Matthew Stanton. "I mean, the eight year-old little boys that would be interersted in such gummis will be so psychologically twisted by them that they will steal their daddies’ cars and go out joyriding just to be able to squash animals flat!"

GET THE (ABSURD) STORY.

(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who sent it.)

Masonry Book Recommend

A reader writes:

Thanks for all you do, God is smiling on you! Since Relevant Radio has move C.A. spot to 2pm I rarely get a change to hear your wisdom any more. I caught a bit last week, a listener asked about free masonry and you refer him to a book by Fr. Whelan at Ignatius, I think! I went to the Ignatius web sight and can not find it. Did I remember the information incorrectly? I appreciate any response.

The book was CHRISTIANITY AND AMERICAN FREEMASONRY by William Whalen.

Given the sensationalistic nature of most books on Freemasonry, this is the only one out there that I can recommend at present.

FLASH! MSM Misunderstands Vatican!

HERE’S AN ARTICLE THE PROCLAIMS THAT JOHN PAUL II HAS NO LIVING WILL.

The basis for the claim?

He hasn’t showed one to his doctors.

This, along with the article’s repeated snarky comments about the pope "imposing his will" on the Church, demonstrates the MSM’s cluelessness about such matters.

The fact that the pope hasn’t shown a living will or other document saying what to do if he falls into a persistent coma proves exactly nothing.

If the pope has such a document, its existence wouldn’t be made known until such time as he fell into a coma or persistent vegetative state or similar condition. Given Vatican sensibilities, it wouldn’t be seemly for knowledge of such a document to be public prior to that, in part because of the destabilizing effect it might have or would be perceived by Vaticanistas to have. If it were known to exist and the pope got sick, people would demand its release. If it was not released, a mediastorm would errupt. If it were released, people would go to town arguing about its provisions and whether they had been fulfilled or not, and another mediastorm would errupt. The only way to keep things peaceful would mean not acknowledging the document’s existence until its use was called for.

The pope would thus likely deposit it with someone he could trust–either the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith or–more likely–the Cardinal Camerlengo who will run stuff upon his death until a new pope is elected.

Upon the pope being persistently comatose or otherwise not in control of his faculties, the individual tasked with keeping the document would then produce it and begin implementation of its procedures.

Doctors would not be informed of it until that time.

Starting A Blog

Down yonder, a commenter writes:

Congrats, buddy [on your fixed blogiversary]! You have been an inspiration to me for a long time, and now I have been inspired to start my own blog concerning Christianity and the arts (esp. Catholicism and Visual arts).

Any advice?

Yes, three pieces:

  1. Get a real blog that has permalinks and automated archives, not one you design yourself. (Hear me, In Light Of The Law?)
  2. Be sure to blogroll me and link to me a lot. Thanks much!

Foot Washing

A reader writes:

Do the rubrics for Holy Thursday allow the priest the was the feet of 6 men and 6 women? Can you point out where I might find a definitive answer? I am told that Rome says, "no" but that the U.S. Bishops have given permission for this as a "cultural adaptation".

A STATEMENT ON THIS SUBJECT FROM THE USCCB’S WEB SITE CAN BE FOUND HERE.

There are two things to note about this statement:

First, it correctly states:

The rubric for Holy Thursday, under the title WASHING OF FEET, reads:

"Depending on pastoral circumstance, the washing of feet follows the homily. The men who have been chosen (viri selecti) are led by the ministers to chairs prepared at a suitable place. Then the priest (removing his chasuble if necessary) goes to each man. With the help of the ministers he pours water over each one’s feet and dries them."

The term viri selecti does indeed mean "chosen men"–that is, adult males who have been selected for participation in the rite. The term vir always designates an adult male in Latin. This rubric requires twelve males because they are representing the Twelve Apostles whose feet Jesus washed.

Second, the statement goes on to say:

[T]he element of humble service has accentuated the celebration of the foot washing rite in the United States over the last decade or more. In this regard, it has become customary in many places to invite both men and women to be participants in this rite in recognition of the service that should be given by all the faithful to the Church and to the world. Thus, in the United States, a variation in the rite developed in which not only charity is signified but also humble service.

Taken simply as a factural description, this is true. It has become customary in many places in the U.S. to invite women to participate in the rite, and for the reasons stated.

Unfortuantely, that doesn’t make it legally permitted to do so. The Code of Canon Law requires:

Can.  846 §1. In celebrating the sacraments the liturgical books approved by competent authority are to be observed faithfully; accordingly, no one is to add, omit, or alter anything in them on one’s own authority [SOURCE].

Since no legislative action has been taken allowing local variation in regard to this matter, it appears that the use of women and children in the rite of footwashing is at variance with Church law.

What the statement on the USCCB’s web site appears to do is treat the matter ambiguously such that it states the law in a way that is accurate while describing a practice prevalent in the U.S. witout noting that it is at variance with the law.

Japanese Senior Dolls

Japan has one of the highest abortion rates in the world.

As a result, they have a rapidly greying population.

As a result, the wave of Japanese seniors frequently has no children to take care of them, or at least no children in their homes.

As a result, Japanese toy companies like Bandai have turned from making toys for tots to making toys for seniors, specifically: child-like dolls that seniors can interact with.

Excerpts:

Talking toys have become such a hit that some elderly people have embraced them as substitutes for the children who have grown old and deserted entire neighborhoods in the rapidly greying country.

The Yumel doll, which looks like a baby boy and has a vocabulary of 1,200 phrases, is billed as a "healing partner" for the elderly and goes on the market Thursday at a price of 8,500 yen (80 dollars).

Another toymaker, Bandai, in November 1999 launched the Primopuel doll which is meant to resemble a five-year-old boy who needs the same sort of attention, asking to be hugged and entertained.

GET THE (TRAGIC) STORY.

(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who sent it!)

Good Annunciation Friday?

A reader writes:

A question — what’s being done about the Feast of the Annunciation this year?  The usual date is March 25, but this year Good Friday falls on that date.

Believe it or not, the Annunciation is being transferred to April 4th this year, more than a week after its usual date of March 25 (nine months before Christmas).

PROOF. (WARNING: Evil file format [.pdf]!)

The reason has to do with which days take priority over which other days in the calendar. There are elaborate rules for this. Basically, you check the Table of Liturgical Days from the General Norms for the Liturgical Year and the Calendar, you’ll see that the Annunciation, as a feast daysolemnity, is a rank #53 day, which thus takes a back seat to days of rank #1-#42.

Good Friday, Holy Saturday, and Easter Sunday are rank #1 days, so you can’t celebrate the Annunciation then.

Holy Thursday (like the other weekdays of Holy Week) are rank #2, so you can’t celebrate it then.

Days within the Octave of Easter are also rank #2, so same thing.

The Second Sunday of Easter (Divine Mercy Sunday) is also rank #2.

So long story short: It gets bumped to April 4th, because that’s the first opening where another day wouldn’t take precedence over it.

2050: 9,000,000,000

The U.N. Population Division now estimates that there will be 9 billion people alive in 2050.

That’s about 40% more than are alive now, and a number that the Earth can easily support if nations do not put economic barriers in the way of the free flow of resources (food, etc.).

In my view, the number is likely to cap out at 9 billion or a little higher, as the trend is already slowing worldwide. After it caps out, it’s like to start declining.

That’s not to say the future will be rosy in mid-century. Most of the growth will occur in developing nations whose leaders may not let them develop enough to handle their growing populations.

They may, for example, try protectionistic economic policies that spark trade wars and make it harder for their citizens to make money and buy what they need from elsewhere, leading to economic stagnation, recession, depression, and attempts by governments to start wars to get new resources (the real reason–coupled with national pride–that most wars are fought), to force abortion and other anti-child policies on their populations, or both.

Still, we’re not looking at a Malthusian crisis.

Of course, the 9 billion figure is predicated on the predictions of a department of the horribly corrupt and incompetent United Nations. It’s not an unreasonable figure, though, so

GET THE STORY. (Cowboy hat tip to the reader who e-mailed it!)

Excerpt:

“Future population growth is highly dependent on the path that future fertility takes,” the report said.

No! Really?

I Feel All Googley (Part II)

Okay, this is cool.

Y’know how bloggers will sometimes put updates welcoming visitors from other blogs who have linked them?

Well, my post on Sharona leaving Monk has been getting a ton of hits from Google. In fact, it’s the top page Google gives you if you type in "sharona leaves monk." Only problem was, it was written before we knew the on-screen explanation for why Sharona left.

So I just updated it with this:

UPDATE: Welcome Google visitors! More information has been revealed about the Sharona situation since the time this post was written. Basically, Sharona and her son, Benjy, moved back to the East Coast to reunite with her former husband. (This was not shown on screen but was talked about.) Subsequently, Monk hired a new assistant, a former bartender named Natalie Teeger (Traylor Howard), who has a daughter. Thus far, Natalie seems to be doing as good a job at standing up to Monk as Sharona did, but we’ll always have a special place in our hearts for Sharona. Hopefully she’ll guest star in the future.

121

. . . that’s the number of e-mails in my gmail inbox at the moment.

It’s significant because I’m using my gmail inbox as my staging area for e-mails I want to take action on (either blogging, sending a private reply, etc.).

Making the switch to gmail has made it much easier for me to keep track of the e-mails I need to take action on, with the result that I’ve been responding to readers more on the blog (and off) than previously.

Nevertheless, 121 is a pretty daunting number, so I just wanted to say to folks who’ve e-mailed me that I hope they’ll be patient. Gmail is making it easier for me to respond to folks, and I want to respond to as many as I can.

Muchas gracias, and God bless!