Not. Making. This. Up.
No. Comment. What. So. Ever.
(WARNING: A little potty-mouth language.)
Not. Making. This. Up.
No. Comment. What. So. Ever.
(WARNING: A little potty-mouth language.)
Undoubtedly they’re doing the same thing here, just as some Mormons are.
You know those cool robots they have now?
A friend of mine has one that cleans the pool in her back yard.
I’ve toyed with the idea of getting one of those carpet cleaning robots.
Some people have lawn mowers that work the same way.
But robots don’t have to move from place to place in order to count as robots. The assembly-line robots in Detroit auto plants, for example, are fixed in one spot.
This got me to thinking: What exactly is a robot? Unless we artificially restrict the term to meaning “android” (i.e., a man-shaped robot) then they seem to be any device that, while activated, automatically performs a task that used to be performed by human effort. (See Wikipedia’s entry for more.)
So I started thinking: I’ve got this tall, oscillating fan in my bedroom. Is it a robot?
They’ve had fans for centuries, but not automatic ones. Before this century you either used a small hand fan to fan yourself (as one sometimes still does) or you had a servant use a large fan to cool a whole room. (Y’know, like in all those movies where Egyptian rulers are being fanned with the big, feathered fans.)
The oscillating fans we use today perform this function without the use of human labor.
That seems to make them robots.
Dish washers and washing machines seem to be, too. People used to (and sometimes still do) perform those tasks by hand.
HERE’S A STORY SAYING ROBOT USAGE IS EXPECTED TO SURGE SEVEN-FOLD BY 2007.
It seems to me that the robots are already here. They infiltrated our society a long time ago.
In preparation for the Robot Uprising.
I’m going to be sleeping lightly tonight.
I’ve got a robot in my bedroom.
What would youl think about a “sculpture” that looks like a church building turned upside down?
Offensive, right?
Okay . . . what if it were titled “Device to Root out Evil”?
Isn’t that what the Church is . . . from a certain point of view.
(“Luke, you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”)
IN-teresting . . .
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The cutest part of the Stargate universe.
(Sigh.)
(And smart too!)
(Sighhhhh.)
(Where do I enlist?)
(Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
You know the biblical story of Moses needing to keep his arms up in order to help the Israelites keep winning a battle?
Well, Moses’ arms got tired.
So his brother Aaron and another guy named Hur held them up so that the Israelites would keep winning.
Flash forward 3300 years to today.
John Paul II has a horrible, degenerative disease.
Yet he is a pillar of the Church.
Question: How does he do it alone?
Answer: He doesn’t.
He has a couple of Aarons and Hurs holding up his arms (figuratively) to help him.
Having successfully ticked off the Vatican, one might decide that the odds of winning one’s already-difficult case are now so reduced that the most productive thing to do is to withdraw the case and move on with life, letting others find a way to canonically nail pro-abort Catholic politicians in the future. Barring that, one might try to minimize the damage by adopting a humble, loyal-son-of-the-Church tone and making amends. A press release like this (which may be used in whole, in part, or in modified form) could be helpful. . . .
THE FOLLOWING IS A HYPOTHETICAL PRESS RELEASE THAT HAS NOT BEEN ISSUED BY MARC BALESTRIERI. IT IS MEANT TO INDICATE THE KIND OF THINGS HE COULD SAY TO MAKE AMENDS. PLEASE DO NOT POST IT OR E-MAIL IT CLAIMING THAT IT IS AN ACTUAL PRESS RELEASE.
AN APOLOGY
I would like to apologize to all those mentioned in or affected by the press releases I issued this week. In particular, I would like to apologize to the Very Reverend Fr. Augustin DiNoia, O.P. and Fr. Basil Cole, O.P. In my eagerness to see Sen. John F. Kerry canonically prosecuted for his horrendous support of the abortion holocaust in America, I said and did things that were at times unfair to them and to others. Worse yet, I misrepresented the actions of these two great servants of the Church and the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
I would like to make the following clarifications:
1. The Vatican has not said that Sen. John F. Kerry has excommunicated himself for heresy or that he is presently excommunicated.
2. The response I received from Fr. Cole was the unofficial opinion of an individual theologian on matters of principle. He did not apply and was not asked to apply these principles to Sen. Kerry.
3. It would be up to a Church tribunal to determine whether or not the sanction of excommunication applies or should be applied to Sen. Kerry.
I wish to express my profound regret for producing confusion on these points, and I apologize to all who I have harmed by leading them to think otherwise on these points.
Fr.s DiNoia and Cole were only seeking to help me by providing a personal commentary on matters of principle. I never asked them to apply these principles to the case of Sen. Kerry. I very much regret that their goodwill in this matter has been repaid with such controversy and confusion due to my actions. I specifically apologize to them for the offensive tone I have taken in some of my prior press releases.
I also hope that a way forward can still be found in the canonical action filed regarding Sen. Kerry with the Archbishop of Boston. The abortion holocaust in America has killed so many individuals, and Sen. Kerry has been so consistent in his support of this ongoing horror that I think it is imperative that the fundamental incompatibility of Sen. Kerry’s position with the Catholic faith be made clear to all. By taking the position he has, Sen. Kerry has inflicted tremendous damage on the faithful of America, and his actions have resulted in more babies being killed.
Only if the voice of Christ is clearly heard in this matter can the public be awakened to the unacceptability of the “Personally opposed but . . .” position. The abortion holocaust cannot be ended until that happens.
The following are helpful suggestions on how to tick off the Vatican. These suggestions are of a purely prudential nature and thus independent of the merits of any individual case that one might use in the course of following them.
1. Go to the Vatican.
“I went to the Vatican in search of the truth” (4; numbers in parentheses are to the numbered press releases online
here).
2. Meet with someone at one of the dicasteries.
“Lacking guidance from the Vatican, [I] sought an appointment and was received by an official of the Congregation in its halls in Rome” (2).
3. Ask him some questions.
“I went to Rome in person to submit two critical questions to the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith” (2).
4. Receive an unofficial response to your questions from an outside theologian.
“The Response was an unofficial response prepared by an eminent theologian” (3).
Now the ticking off begins.
Dr. Edward Peters has now added a Q & A section on the Balestrieri affair. He’s even taking the snarky questions (and assertions) he gets. So far the question lineup includes:
* Why do you say Fr. Cole’s letter is “private”? Cole said Balestrieri could publish it.
* Peters should not criticize Balestrieri’s case publicly.
* What has Peters done for pro-life over the last 30 years?
* It sounds like no matter what Balestrieri did in Rome, you’d have a problem with it.
* Why does the heresy case have to start from scratch?
* If you’re such an “expert” in all this, why didn’t you do it yourself?
Now that you know the questions, GET THE ANSWERS. (Scroll down)
Dr. Edward Peters has now added a Q & A section on the Balestrieri affair. He’s even taking the snarky questions (and assertions) he gets. So far the question lineup includes:
* Why do you say Fr. Cole’s letter is “private”? Cole said Balestrieri could publish it.
* Peters should not criticize Balestrieri’s case publicly.
* What has Peters done for pro-life over the last 30 years?
* It sounds like no matter what Balestrieri did in Rome, you’d have a problem with it.
* Why does the heresy case have to start from scratch?
* If you’re such an “expert” in all this, why didn’t you do it yourself?
Now that you know the questions, GET THE ANSWERS. (Scroll down)