You Heard It Here First

Down yonder, Mark Brumley of Ignatius Press writes in part:

The second edition of the RSV is an Ignatius Press exclusive. It is
the *only* English language translation of the Bible updated
specifically to correspond to Liturgiam Authenticam. Some of the
"tweaking" to which I refer above is to bring the RSV into line with
Liturgiam Authenticam.

Ignatius Press is also publishing a new English lectionary based on
the RSV, 2nd Catholic edition.
This lectionary may not, at present, be
used in the Liturgy in the U.S., although it is approved for use in the
Antilles and the Holy Father was presented with a copy in December.
Whether the USCCB will permit it to be used remains to be seen, but
other episcopal conferences of English-speaking Catholics may. We’ll
see.

Sweet!

Mark told me about this project a good bit ago, but I didn’t know that it had come to fruition. Let’s pray that the Ignatius lectionary gets approved for use in the U.S. so that we (or some of us) can get some relief from the tin-eared translations found in the current lectionary.

Revised Ignatius Bible

A reader writes:

Are you familiar with this 2nd Edition of the Ignatius Catholic Leather Bible that has just been released?  It is leather and I would like to get one, but I am never sure on what will be considered a "good" translation.   I have read your tracts on Bible translations already and know that you recommend the RSV, so is the 2nd Edition RSV going to be pretty much the same thing and trustworthy?

I had not previously been familiar with the 2nd edition of the Ignatius Bible, though my confidence in the publishing house is such that I would have been able to recommend it anyway.

By a strange coincidence, however, I happened to have the chance to examine a copy of it today. (Our purchaser at Catholic Answers wanted me to look over a copy to see if it was something we want to carry.)

As a result, I now have more familiarity with it and can give a more specific response.

It appears that they have done three basic things:

  1. They re-typeset it so that it looks better than it did before on the page.
  2. They took the notes that used to appear in appendices at the end of the Old and New Testaments and put them on the pages that the notes apply to, so you no longer have to flip to the back of the book.
  3. They made minor changes to confusing and archaic language at a very small number of points in the translation.

Here’s how the Ignatius web site (www.ignatius.com) describes this edition:

A completely new typeset and designed edition of the popular Ignatius Revised Standard Version Bible, with minor revisions to some of the archaic language used in the first edition. This revised version is a contemporary English translation without dumbing-down the text. This second edition of the RSV doesn’t put the biblical text through a filter to make it acceptable to current tastes and prejudices, and it retains the beauty of the RSV language that has made it such a joy to read and reflect on the Word of God. Now the only Catholic Bible in standard English is even more beautiful in word and design!

Note the clause that I’ve highlighted in blue. This is code for "this Bible does not make feminist revisions to the genders that are found in the biblical text."

That’s a good thing.

And I’d have no problem recommending this edition.

Passover & Transubstantiation

A reader writes:

During the last supper Jesus offered bread and wine to the apostles and said this is my body and blood, do this in rememberance of  Me . At the jewish seder meal, food and elements are presented for rememberance, to bring forth the struggles of the Hebrew peoples. My question is at the supper Jesus could of created a new seder memory for future Passovers. Mr. Akins this is a troubleing topic for me, I’m catholic and believe in the real presents.

The seder passover meal is a recreation of the jewish struggle by presenting elements at the table to eat and remember the past. Could Jesus have introduced a new element to the seder on his last night with the Jewish apostles for them to add his memory to the Jewish table.  Not actual real presents which would have been difficult for a jew, but for the seder meal this would have been very  easy to accept.

If I understand correctly, there are two questions here. The first is whether by instituting the Eucharist Jesus simply meant to add an additional new rite to the Passover meal. The second is whether the Eucharist is to be understood symbolically or realistically.

Let’s deal with the first question first.

Jesus certainly could have simply added a new rite to the Passover meal if that is what he had wanted to do. He’s God, so he can do anything he wants. But the question for us is: What evidence do we have that he simply wanted to add a new rite to the Passover meal? Not much.

Since none of us has a time travelling De Lorean, we can’t go back to the Last Supper and see everything that Jesus said. (NOTE: If anyone does have a time-travelling De Lorean, or other workable time travel device, please contact me via e-mail. There are several events in world history that I need to go back and change.) As a result, we have to rely on what the apostles said and understood Jesus to say.

It seems clear that they did not understand Jesus to simply be instituting a new element in the ritual of the Passover meal. We know this because the evidence that we have points to the early Church celebrating the Lord’s Supper on a frequent basis–not just once a year, like Passover.

The evidence strongly suggests that the early Christians celebrated the Eucharist at least weekly, in which case it could not simply have been an addition to the Passover rite. It was something based on Passover (with Jesus taking the place of the lamb as the true Lamb of God), but it was independent from Passover and could be celebrated much more frequently.

So the evidence we have indicates that Jesus wasn’t just making an addition to the Passover rite. He was making a much more radical change. The question is: How radical? How much was he changing?

That leads to question #2: Could he have meant the Eucharist to simply be symbolic of his body and blood rather than really being his body and blood?

Again, he could have. He’s God, and he can do what he wants. But once more the question is: How did the people who heard him–who heard all of what he said (not just the parts recorded in Scripture)–understand him?

They understood him in terms that went way beyond symbolism. If you read John 6, for example, you’ll see that some people did resist Jesus’ declaration that we must eat his flesh and drink his blood. What was Jesus’ response? Did he say, "Hey, guys, it’s only a metaphor. Don’t sweat it?" No. Instead, he repeated his assertion, causing some people who had been following him up to that point to quit following him.

Did he explain the metaphor privately to his core disciples, as he had various metaphors that he used on other occasions? No. Instead, he asked them if they too wanted to quit following him. This means that Jesus was willing to lose his core disciples rather than water down the assertion he made about eating his flesh and blood.

This would be inexplicable if he was just using a metaphor. On occasions when he used metaphors that the apostles didn’t understand, he explained them to the apostles privately. He didn’t draw a line in the sand and ask them if they wanted to leave if they didn’t accept it.

It may well have been his forcefulness on this point that prepared the disciples for what he would do at the Last Supper. He had already prepped them for the idea of literally eating his flesh and blood, so they understood the intent of his action when he actually called upon them to do it at the Last Supper.

Also remember that the apostles weren’t ordinary Jews. They had already come to recognize Jesus as the Son of God and had seen him work many miracles. They themselves had handed out the bread that he had miraculously multiplied, so they knew that he was capable of transubstantiating bread and wine if he wanted to.

And, remember, they weren’t people growing up in the anti-supernatural 21st century. They were firm believers in the miraculous and were much more prepared than people today to interpret things as miraculous rather than symbolic.

We also have the witness of the other early Christians–to whom the apostles passed on the faith and who also understood the Eucharist in realistic terms.

For more on all this.

SEE THIS LINK.

AND THIS ONE AS WELL.

I’d also like to call attention to the fact that Jesus made some pretty specific promises to the apostles and to the Church as a whole, telling them that he would send the Holy Spirit to reinforce their understanding of what he had taught them and telling us that he would be with the Church until the end of time.

This means that Jesus guided the apostles, and has guided the Church, into a correct understanding of matters that are fundmental to the Christian faith–like the nature of the Eucharist. His providential care guarantees that the Church has not misunderstood the Eucharist, either in regard to whether it is just an addition to the Passover meal or in regard to whether it is realistic or symbolic.

We have Jesus’ word on it.

(One other note: I’ve written the above on the assumption that first century Jews understood the Passover meal in a symbolic sense. That’s not altogether clear. There are strands in Jewish thought that understand the Passover meal as a real participation in the events of the Exodus in a manner not unlike a form of transubstantiation.)

Pregnancy Is Good For You! Maybe!

A big CHT to the reader who e-mailed the following story.

It turns out that, after giving birth, mothers continue to have cells from their children in their bodies.

This was a shock to scientists, who figgered that the mother’s immune system would quickly (within hours) pick off any of the baby’s cells since they have a different genetic profile than the mother’s.

But it turns out that’s not the case. The cells appear to stay in her for decades (40-50 years).

And with each new baby that a mother has, she gets new cells from it that stay in her system and float around her bloodstream.

What are they doing in there?

There are three hypotheses, any of which (or some combination of which) could be true.

The "Bystander Hypothesis" holds that they aren’t really doing anything. They’re just bystanders.

The "Bad Hypothesis" holds that they may do damage to the mother, causing autoimmune diseases in some cases.

And the "Good Hypothesis" holds that they actually help the mother out, acting as a second (or third or forth or twelfth) repair system in the mother’s body.

It isn’t certain yet which hypothesis is true, but evidence for the Bad Hypothesis appears small and evidence for the Good Hypothesis is rapidly mounting.

For example: In the case of a woman who had contracted hepatitis it was found that cells from her prior children clustered around her liver in vast quantities and seemed to be functioning like normal liver cells, helping her out.

It may be that this is a form of natural embryonic stem cell therapy, with the baby’s cells morphing into whatever kind of cells mom needs.

Sweet!

Also, for mothers who have lost children to miscarriage (or abortion) there is also the fact that these babies’ cells stay in you as well and may be helping you out, decades after the fact.

Research is still being done, but one scientist (quoted in the audio story linked below) thinks that we’ll have the answer within five years.

GET THE STORY!

NOTE: Be sure to listen to the audio story and don’t just read the text one. The audio one contains a bunch more info.

‘NUTHER NOTE: The title of this post is not to be construed as dissing other research showing that pregnancy is good for you.

In The News

Laurabush_popebenedictAnd here Pope Benedict is shown receiving a bowl of first lady Laura Bush’s five-alarm barn burner home made Texas chili, topped with shredded Monterrey Jack cheese.

Oh, wait. That’s not what’s going on here.

(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Actually, Mrs. Bush was in Italy for the opening of the Olympics, and she stopped by to see the pope.

They talked about terrorism and the cartoon riots.

And she brought him a silver bowl. (No chili. I’m sure the pope was disappointed.)

GET THE STORY.

LEARN MORE ABOUT CHILI.

Compendium At End Of March

The USCCB has been released that the Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church will be released in English on March 31st–just over seven weeks from now.

Sweet!

This is gonna be good!

According to Catholic News Agency,

The new Compendium of the Catechism of the Catholic Church, a 200-page synthesis of the 1992 catechism, will be available starting March 31 from the publishing office of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

The compendium consists of 598 questions and answers, a format similar to the very popular Baltimore Catechism, which was a standard text in many Catholic parishes and schools, from 1885 to the 1960s.

The compendium is structured in four parts, like the Catechism of the Catholic Church. The text has some direct quotes from the catechism used as sidebars, but the questions and answers are original text.

In addition to the questions and answers, the compendium also includes two appendices. The first is a list of Catholic prayers. The second appendix contains “Formulas of Catholic Doctrine,” including the Ten Commandments, Beatitudes, theological and cardinal virtues, and spiritual and corporal works of mercy. Fourteen masterpieces of Christian art are also reproduced in the text.

GET THE STORY.

For those who can’t wait till then, I’d note that the Compendium is already online . . . but in Italian.

HERE’S THE LINK.

The IslamoKlan Meme Spreads

Blogger Christopher B. Wright has picked up on what I wrote the other day in The Muslim BrotherhoodKlan–and drawn a cartoon about it!

PEEP THE CARTOON.

He also adds commentary at the end of the cartoon, starting with some text that may clear away an important misunderstanding:

I suspect that someone, somewhere, is going to look at this cartoon
and decide that I am equating Islam with the Ku Klux Klan. Which is a
wholly irrational reaction to have, unless you also believe that KKK
and Christianity are exactly the same thing. That
would be a very peculiar position to take given Dr. Martin Luther
King’s profession (he was a Baptist minister), but I suppose it could
be done.

It would perhaps be more accurate to say that I am equating a
specific group within Islam with the KKK. A group that uses violence
and terror in order to advance a political agenda, a political agenda
that hides behind the justification of faith.

So it seems the IslamoKlan meme is starting to spread.

As Montgomery Burns would say: "Exxxxxx-celent."

Maybe other bloggers will consider adopting this meme.

Let the shaming continue!

Oklahoma! Choreography

Down yonder a reader (Emily S of O Beauty Unattempted) writes:

Thanks so much for the link! When first you mentioned it, being of a dancerly nature myself, I thought "Oh, how hard can it really be?" Phew! But now I can hardly wait to have an opportunity to try out those moves (Oklahoma choreography, here I come!). Just one question – do they generally require any sort of hand/arm hold or no? (The ones you mentioned. Esp. when circling a partner.)

Glad to hear you’re interested! Yes, there are specific hand and arm holds that are required in these moves. Sometimes more than one hold is used in each move.

In Spin Chain And Exchange The Gears, for example, the dancers who are about to trade places put their hands palm-forward (NOT grabbing) at approximately shoulder height and then use this as the pivot point around which they trade. At a certain point in the move, though, you have groups of four dancers putting their hands together (again at approximately shoulder height, NOT grabbing) to create what is known as a star formation, which then rotates around the four hands as a pivot point.

There are other hand holds in these moves, too, so it gets rather complicated.

If you’re wanting to use square dancing as part of a production of Oklahoma! (if I understood your meaning correctly) then the simplest thing to do is bring in an actual square dance group (including the caller) as a bunch of extras.

If that isn’t feasible (e.g., because you’re wanting to do a high school production of the musical with only students as actors) then the thing to do would be to bring in a caller to teach the students just enough square dance moves to do the choreography you want. (You won’t have time to train them in all square dance moves.)

I’d probably recommend having most of it be simple, ordinary stuff that won’t be hard for the students, with maybe one  or two really complex moves as a show-stopper for the audience.

I’d also recommend checking out some actual square dance groups in your area first to get a sense of what is possible and how it looks from a horizontal (audience) perspective.

Incidentally, there’s one nice advantage to square dancing compared to almost other forms of dance: It really doesn’t matter that much what you’re doing with your feet. Square dancing is about your position on the floor and what you’re doing with your arms, not specifically what you’re doing with your feet as you navigate the floor. (It helps to step to the beat, but this is not required. As long as you get where you’re supposed to be, that’s enough.)

With square dancing there’s no careful, elegant stepping of the kind that ballroom or round
dancing (or tap, for that matter) requires, so this is one thing that students or actors won’t have to worry about.

Square dancing, especially when done fast, is about having fun rather than being elegant–a fact that has become obvious to me now that I’m also taking round dancing classes. As I’m in the round dance class trying to do all kind of elegantly timed steps, I can hear the square dance class in the next room tearing up the floor and having fun without worrying about being graceful and elegant.

The Shaming Has Begun

The last couple of days I’ve been pointing out the disgraceful and violent behavior of many Muslims in the protests over the Danish cartoons.

THAT’S STILL GOING ON.

In fact, people have been dying in the protests. As many as 10 have been killed in Afghanistan–shot by crowd control officers.

Now the largest paper in the Islamofascist state Iran–with whom we’re going to have to go to war in the next year or so if their crazy president doesn’t get reigned in by the mullahs (who at the moment seem to be egging him on to a Shi’a apocalyptic policy)–has ANNOUNCED A CONTEST TO MAKE FUN OF THE JEWISH HOLOCAUST.

AND THE EDITOR OF THE DANISH PAPER THAT STARTED THIS SAYS HE’LL PRINT THE HOLOCAUST CARTOONS.

BUT THERE ARE MUSLIM GROUPS CALLING FOR AN END TO THE PROTESTS AND DEATH THREATS.

There’s even a group of Arabs who have set up a web site apologizing to Norway and Denmark for the shameful actions of their co-religionists.

CHECK OUT SORRYNORWAYDENMARK.COM.

The shaming has begun.