



Unborn Between Barack and a Hard Place
You've likely heard already, but soon-to-be Senior Class President Obama will be wasting no time in advancing his number one priority… soda machines in the cafeteria!… I mean… keeping the world safe from the Unborn Menace! Sheila Liaugminas (a font of chewy, red-meat news bites) outlines the story at her InForum blog.
Beware
the Unborn Menace! They are coming! Coming to take our precious
disposable income and big-screen televisions, coming to rob our young
of higher education and cool clothes. In these tough economic times,
the Unborn Menace threatens to undermine the vacuous, materialistic
lifestyle Americans have fought so hard to establish over the last 50
years.
This is why we must fight them on their own ground… in the womb!… so we won't have to fight them here.
Our
Fearless Leader Elect is readying his most reliable fountain pen, and
is limbering-up his bony wrist, preparing to clear away by executive
fiat all the narrow-minded restrictions that have so unfairly hampered
progress against this most insidious of enemies. Indeed, what good will
it do if, having sealed our borders against illegal immigration, we
should be overrun with a wave of progeny! They are a drain on the
economy, they contribute to overcrowded classrooms and account for a
huge portion of health care costs. Their diapers clog the landfills.
(In fact, by exporting abortion and encouraging its use among our – er – more pigment-rich
neighbors, we can significantly reduce unwanted immigration, as well!
They can't sneak across the border if we nab them early, one at a time,
in a sterile clinical setting.)
Aren't they human beings, you may
ask? But now, I submit, is not the time for such moral fastidiousness.
As other great leaders have recently and so wisely noted, sometimes, in
order to get things done, we have to work the dark side.
If you could save New York City by allowing just one abortion, wouldn't
you do it? What if twenty ninjas were threatening to punish your
daughter with a baby? We can't afford to be squeamish.
The unborn don't play by our rules. They don't care
if you die of cancer, and would probably withhold their valuable stem
cells if we asked them for permission, all nice and proper-like. What
do these high-minded "pro-lifers" want us to do, send the unborn an
engraved invitation to invade our homes and communities? Throw them a
tea party?
Fret not. Our new Decider-In-Chief is ready to decide for all of us, so we don't have to.*
*Face
it, most of us have problems making big decisions. It's tough… unless
you are a frightened, pregnant thirteen year old… then it's best to
have as little input and advice as possible, especially from your
parents. You'll be comforted to know that in a couple of months – no
matter where you are in this great country of ours – should your
boyfriend (or your uncle, or a school teacher) leave you pregnant, your
parents need never know. Because we're looking out for you.
(Visit Tim Jones' blog Old World Swine)
P.S. – The poignancy of this post appearing right above SDG's blessed and happy news (below) has not escaped my attention. Hearty congratulations again, Steven.
Baby coming
12:38 AM — SDG here. Looks like we may be having a baby… Prayers appreciated!
UPDATE: Whew. What an ordeal.
Sarah Elisabeth, David John, James Sebastian, Anna Frances and Nathan Andrew welcome Catherine Rose to the family.
More later…
Decent Films doings

UPDATE: I’ve added a brief review of Secrets of the Furious Five to my Kung Fu Panda review.
SDG here with a public service announcement: Not only is Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa (opening this weekend) fairly (I wouldn’t say hugely) lame, there’s also a strange, overt sexual-diversity theme running through the film (see my review for more). So, avoid it with your kids if you possibly can!
Instead, wait till tomorrow and buy Kung Fu Panda on DVD (also from DreamWorks Animation). Not only is it a hoot and a half, it has some decent themes and a subtle but sweet depiction of an adoptive family. Also available on DVD is the direct-to-video sequel Secrets of the Furious Five, which I’ll be watching tonight with my kids. (No, you can’t watch it tonight, unless you come to my house or know someone else who got an advance screener. But I’ll do my best to post something on it ASAP.)
In other Decent Films news, I have an article in the November Catholic World Report on movie heroes from Indiana Jones to James Bond and Batman. A somewhat abridged version of the article is available at Decent Films.
I also recommend Stranded, if you can find it playing in a theater near you. And if you haven’t yet caught my latest Decent Films Mail column, I hope you enjoy that too.
Name-checked by Ebert — again!
SDG here with a non-election related post on some non-election coolness. (Pre-election coolness, actually, but I wanted to wait till now to blog about it.)
Incidentally, if you read the NCRegister.com blog, which I’ve cited in a number of recent posts, you may already be aware of this.
First, though, I just have to geek out a bit. Like many film critics writing today, I grew up watching Roger Ebert discuss movies with Gene Siskel on “At the Movies.” I remember watching them discuss certain movies in the early 1980s (e.g., Raiders, Superman II, Return of the Jedi).
I have the idea that the paper I delivered as a paperboy carried Ebert’s written reviews, and that I was reading them sometime in the early to mid-1980s. I may have I bought book editions of his reviews in college in the late 1980s; certainly by the time I had Internet access in the mid-1990s I was reading him every week, along with a few other favorites.
As an inveterate reader of all sorts of writing and an aspiring writer myself, I quickly came to appreciate Ebert’s literary skill and engaging voice as well as his critical insights. In many cases I enjoyed his reviews more than the movies he wrote about. In 2000, when I began writing faith-informed reviews and posting them on the earliest incarnation of Decent Films, Ebert was one of the touchstones I looked to in finding a voice of my own.
He was, and is, simply The Man.
One early piece I wrote that first year of writing film criticism was an essay on Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ. It seemed to me an obvious test case of the style of writing I wanted to do — that is, to do film writing that was equally intelligible to my target religious audience and also to non-religious readers. (My model here was a writer even more profoundly influential on me than Ebert, C. S. Lewis.)
Few movies seemed as deeply polarizing to the two groups of readers than Last Temptation, so if I could make myself intelligible to these two groups of readers on this film, I could probably do it on any film.
I’m sure I read Ebert’s original review of Last Temptation, in which he argues that the film is not blasphemous, in preparation for writing my own. I didn’t quote it, although I did cite another review he wrote in 2000, for Spike Lee’s Bamboozled.
I never expected my Last Temptation essay to get much attention. I naively thought the controversy over that film was a closed chapter, and my essay was fundamentally written to satisfy myself that it could be done, and for the sake of a few readers who might care to look at it.
Much to my surprise, it has over the years consistently been among the most widely read essays at Decent Films. Feedback from readers has been fairly regular and all over the map (as I discussed a bit in a recent Decent Films reader mail column).
More recently, I’ve learned that my essay has been cited in more than one essay in a recent book on Last Temptation, Scandalizing Jesus. (One of the essays citing me was written by my friend and fellow critic Peter Chattaway; another, “Imaging the Divine,” is by Lloyd Baugh, whom I’ve never met.)
Anyway, last week I learned that my Last Temptation essay had been cited by Ebert himself in a new essay on Last Temptation that appeared both in his online “Great Films” series and also in Ebert’s new book Scorsese by Ebert.
As it happens, this isn’t the first time I’ve been name-checked by Ebert. He first quoted me in his review of Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, regarding Gibson’s portrayal of the Jewish leaders. Just think, if controversial Jesus movies were a Hollywood staple, I might have gotten a guest spot on Ebert’s show.
What’s more, this time around Ebert credits my essay with persuading him that, in spite of his arguments to the contrary nearly two decades ago, Last Temptation is in fact “technically blasphemous.” He adds that he no longer thinks this matters, but still it’s a startling confirmation that I succeeded at least partly in what I set out to do in that essay. Here’s what he wrote:
The film is indeed technically blasphemous. I have been persuaded of this by a thoughtful essay by Steven D. Greydanus of the National Catholic Register, a mainstream writer who simply and concisely explains why. I mention this only to argue that a film can be blasphemous, or anything else that the director desires, and we should only hope that it be as good as the filmmaker can make it, and convincing in its interior purpose. Certainly useful things can be said about Jesus Christ by presenting him in a non-orthodox way. There is a long tradition of such revisionism, including the foolishness of The Da Vinci Code. The story by Kazantzakis, Scorsese and Schrader grapples with the central mystery of Jesus, that he was both God and man, and uses the freedom of fiction to explore the implications of such a paradox.
Now, I think that Ebert’s new essay offers a lot of insight into the film. For what it’s worth, I don’t think that it is right to say that it uses “the freedom of fiction to explore the central mystery of Jesus.” I think that Last Temptation uses the central mystery of Jesus as a metaphor, and that what the film is really exploring is the human experience of duality. Screenwriter Paul Shrader acknowledges this in an interesting 2002 interview at AVClub.com in which he acknowledges the film’s blasphemy:
Actually, the whole issue of blasphemy is interesting, because technically, the film is blasphemous, but not in the way people think. The film uses Jesus Christ as a metaphor for spirituality. And, under a technical definition of blasphemy, if Jesus is regarded as something other than holy God incarnate, you’re being blasphemous. And so the film takes the character of Jesus and uses Him as a metaphor for our spiritual feelings and says, “What if this happened, what if He yielded to temptation?”
I think Ebert makes essentially the same point when he says, “What makes ‘The Last Temptation of Christ’ one of his great films is not that it is true about Jesus but that it is true about Scorsese.” Be that as it may, where I differ from Ebert and other fans of the film is that, for me, my ability to enter the filmmaker’s world simply encounters an immovable obstacle when it comes to a Jesus movie that, however true it may be about the filmmaker, is so radically untrue about Jesus. I am just unable to go with Jesus as metaphor, for precisely the reason that Shrader indicates. I appreciate Ebert’s lament that “the direction, the writing, the acting, the images or Peter Gabriel’s harsh, mournful music” have been ignored by many writers — but for me that’s all beside the point. As I wrote in my essay:
Past a certain point, objectionability obliterates all hope or desire of approaching a work as art or entertainment. No level of production values or technically proficient filmmaking could make it worthwhile to watch a movie that indulged in child pornography, or that relentlessly celebrated the Holocaust, or that overtly romanticized the degradation and abasement of women. Cross a certain line, and message overwhelms medium, substance overwhelms style, what you have to say drowns out how you might be saying it.
Anyway, that’s how I saw it eight years ago. That this essay — one of my oldest pieces, an essay I wrote when I was first beginning to feel my way into the world of writing about film and faith — would receive such attention at this late date is both gratifying and humbling. I can’t even imagine how I would have felt back in 2000 writing the piece if you had told me that Ebert, whom I quoted in that piece, would one day be citing me in turn.
That the piece appears in Ebert’s Scorsese book is even more gratifying. As Nick Alexander suggested over at ArtsAndFaith.com, it seems likely that Scorsese has read Ebert’s book, so maybe he now knows that the movie is blasphemous, too.
Ebert’s new Last Temptation essay
Victories and losses
The good news: Marriage had a good night, with California, Florida and Arizona all approving ballot measures defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman. (Maggie Gallagher has perspective.)
The bad news: Washington approved physician-assisted suicide.
Also, pro-life measures in South Dakota, Colorado, Michigan, and California were defeated — but does it matter? Even if they had passed, they would probably have gotten wiped out along with all the rest of the local pro-life measures that Obama will eliminate with the stroke of a pen when he signs the Freedom of Choice Act.
Good thing his economic policies will reduce abortions anyway, right?
Congratulations, and perspective, from the N.C. Register
Good stuff from my newspaper, the National Catholic Register.
We at the Register were very focused on the
life issue, and will remain so. But we we always knew John McCain was
no pro-life hero (he supports using taxpayer money to fund fatal
experiments on embryos) and though we disagree on much, we always liked
Obama.
He is a civil, decent man. His historic election is exciting in that it
hails, we hope, the end of an era when race was factored into decisions
it had nothing to do with.
There used to be ground rules for the way a president is treated. We wish to review them here and renew them.
"Ground rules" discussed include: Be not afraid; Respect; and Reach out. Get the story.
Thank You, Your Excellencies
A small comfort in this dire moment for our nation: According to early exit polls, it looks like churchgoing Catholics rejected Obama by a nearly ten-point margin. (Unfortunately, that seems to be identical to the margin among non-churchgoing Protestants; churchgoing Protestants made a much better showing, so there’s a lot of room for improvement among Catholics.)
This may be in part due to the extraordinary display of courage and clarity from our nation’s bishops. American Papist, who tirelessly followed episcopal activity throughout the election cycle, says that in the end well that over a third of the U.S. bishops emphasized the exceptional weight of abortion and other fundamental life issues as not just one set of issues among many. Some, such as Archbishop Chaput and Bishop Serratelli, were bluntly outspoken in blasting Obama’s platform issues, such as FOCA, even naming Obama himself.
Despite the outcome, this pastoral passion has been a source of enormous encouragement and moral strength to countless Catholics, and I wish to join many, including Fr. Tom Euteneuer and NC Register blogger Tom McFeeley, among others, in offering my heartfelt thanks to our shepherds.
As McFeeley notes, “By their words and actions,
the shepherds of Catholic America have reminded everyone throughout
this election cycle that Christian witness doesn’t consist in saying
what’s popular, comfortable or easy.” And in the words of Fr. Euteneuer, “We also need to thank them personally when they speak out in order to
encourage them to do even more! Now that the example has been set, let
us hope that other bishops and priests will have the audacity of our
hope in Christ to go out and do the same!”
The opportunity won’t be long in coming. The bishops will be meeting in Baltimore next week for their annual fall assembly. Topics to be discussed include “practical and pastoral implications of political support for abortion.” Let’s pray for our pastors as they seek to discern how to lead the Church in these dark days.
Open Vote Blog
I'm off to drop off my ballot. I filled it out yesterday but need to drop it off at a polling place today.
Don't know what kind of lines I'll find when I get there.
Feel free to use the combox to register the fact if you voted, talk about your experiences at the polling station, note any important elections or initiatives in your state, or even talk about (gasp!) who you voted for.
Just try not to tear up the furniture too bad in my absence.
Elections, Part 6: The Zippy Argument
Continued from Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
UPDATED: Part 6 comments link (page 4) (TypePad, this is getting old)
SDG here (not Jimmy).
In my last couple of installments, I’ve argued for the moral legitimacy of voting for the candidate you regard as the least problematic viable candidate. Given two viable candidates X and Y, to believe that the common good would be better served by a Y administration than an X administration more or less entails hoping that Y wins rather than X, which in turn more or less entails hoping that other voters like oneself who share the preference for Y over X (“Y-friendlies”) actually vote for Y in greater numbers than those on the other side who prefer X vote for X. And what we hope to see others like ourselves do, we ought to do ourselves.
I have also argued that an individual vote for candidate Y can always be seen as contributing something worthwhile, not only if one lives in a toss-up state, but even if one lives in a solidly Y-friendly or even X-friendly state. An election is not entirely a threshold event; the popular vote and the margin of victory does matter insofar as it may contribute to a sense of mandate or realignment around a candidate’s agenda. This is not to deny that there might also be good to be pursued voting for a third-party candidate; my case is that both voting quixotic and voting pragmatic (by, um, different voters of course) may be seen as morally licit ways of attempting to do good.
This point of view has been vigorously resisted by some, including Mark Shea and Zippy Catholic. Mark and Zippy are both — in the sense previously defined — “McCain-friendly,” not meaning that they like McCain at all, but that they prefer him to Obama. Mark has said that he would vote for McCain if he thought there were proportionate reason to do so, and Zippy has said that if one could push a button and make McCain president by fiat, as opposed to casting a negligible vote for him, it would be legitimate to do so.
However, Mark and Zippy argue that the actual negligible impact of any one vote does not constitute a proportionate reason to cast a vote for a candidate who supports direct killing of the innocent, as McCain supports embryonic stem-cell research.
Note, incidentally, that even if McCain were to have a Damascus-road experience on ESCR, Mark and Zippy might still be obliged to oppose him, on the grounds that McCain’s opposition to abortion allows for exceptions for rape and incest, which is still killing the innocent. And even if he changed his mind on that, they might still have to oppose him if he allowed for abortion only to save the life of the mother, but failed to differentiate between direct and indirect abortion, since Catholic moral theology generally considers direct abortion to be killing the innocent.
For those refuse to vote for any candidate who fails to condemn all killing of the innocent, there is no major-party candidate since Roe v. Wade, including Ronald Reagan, they could have supported. I’m not sure they could even vote for Chuck Baldwin (I don’t know whether Baldwin distinguishes direct abortion from indirect).
The issue is further complicated by the fact that Mark and Zippy are not merely voting quixotic, but campaigning quixotic — actively discouraging voters from choosing either major-party ticket, encouraging them to vote quixotic instead. Here their potential contribution to the outcome becomes much harder to calculate. Mark’s blog is widely read; his ideas reach tens of thousands of readers, and ripple out to innumerable others. There is no way to know how many votes next week could be affected by quixotic advocacy from Mark and others like him. In principle, it is not impossible that such advocacy could play a significant role in undercutting support for McCain and clearing the way for an Obama victory.
That said, if Mark and Zippy believe that voting for either of the major-party candidates is morally unjustified by any proportionate reason, it may be reasonable for them to seek to discourage their fellow Catholics from engaging in unjustified behavior, however inconvenient the consequences may be. The fundamental question is: Are their concerns warranted? Is their reasoning sound? Does voting for a candidate who supports any form of killing the innocent involve remote material cooperation in evil in a way or to a degree disproportionate to the good of trying to defeat an even worse candidate?