Separated at birth?
Thoughts on Re-Watching Star Trek
So… why did they need a helmsman *and* a navigator on the Enterprise (NCC-1701)?
Surely the degree of computerization in the 23rd century would be such that after the course is "plotted and laid in" all you'd need to do is set the speed and push "Boldly Go!"
Further, the ship should have been able to run on autopilot for lightyear after lightyear between stars.
And what's with all this staff on the bridge?
You only need a watch officer and maybe a petty officer to monitor the ship's functions, right? (That's assuming the petty officer *isn't* a ship's function; it really should be an AI.)
And why do we need a full-time receptionist?
Sulu, Uhura, and the gang must have been bored out of their minds.
Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!
New TV Program on 1st Female Pope?
The other day a press release lands in my email inbox and blares:
U.S. TELEVISION PREMIERE OF “POPE JOAN” ON REELZCHANNEL
The Incredible Legend of the Only Female Pope
Two-Part Television Miniseries Event Premieres Sunday and Monday, December 18-19, 2011 at 8pm ET and at 8pm PT
Oh, great. The “Pope Joan” thing again.
REELZCHANNEL? I’ve never heard of that before. And it’s no wonder with a name like REELZCHANNEL. What were their corporate branding people thinking? That Z for S substitution in the middle of two words slammed together is just painful to think about.
But back to the story . . .
(Albuquerque, NM) Tuesday, November 22, 2011—REELZCHANNEL—TV About Movies® today announced the two-part miniseries “Pope Joan” will make its U.S. television premiere on REELZ starting Sunday, December 18, 2011 with part 1 airing at 8pm ET and at 8pm PT. “Pope Joan” is the legend that will not die—a sweeping historical drama about a woman whose existence has been denied for a thousand years.
Uh . . . that would be because she never existed. People tend to deny the existence of things that never existed.
Gotta love the use of breathless, cliched tropes: “legend that will not die,” “sweeping historical drama.”
“Pope Joan” is the story of a controversial figure of historical record who disguised herself as a man and rose to rule the Catholic Church in the 9th century as the first and only woman to sit on the throne of St. Peter.
Okay, Pope Joan is not controversial. Not among people familiar with the historical record. (“A figure of historical record”? That’s just bad writing. It appears, however, to be a claim that she existed, in which case REELZCHANNEL is lying to its readers.)
So who is responsible for this mess?
Based on the international bestselling novel by Donna Woolfolk Cross, “Pope Joan” was produced by Constantin Film. “Pope Joan” is a four hour miniseries that REELZ will air in separate two-hour parts.
And is the network properly ashamed of itself for airing this?
“We’re excited to be the network bringing the ‘Pope Joan’ miniseries to U.S. audiences,” said Stan E. Hubbard REELZCHANNEL CEO.
Translation: This was a European production that we could get on the air for cheap because we don’t have enough money to do better programming.
“Coming on the heels of another epic historical drama in ‘The Pillars of the Earth’ airing in early December on REELZ, ‘Pope Joan’ is the perfect pairing for our viewers and is a great opportunity for them to discover, explore and consider a story few viewers even know exists.”
Okay, here’s the standard TV overhyped mystery weasel word: “consider.” They want their viewers to “consider” this story. They’re not willing to say flat out that it’s true. But they want to create the illusion that it is or might be, so they ask viewers to “consider” it.
There is nothing here to “consider,” Mr. Stan E. Hubbard, CEO of REELZCHANNEL. You are lying to your audience, misleading them into thinking this even might be true.
So you—personally—Mr. Hubbard, are willing to lie to your audience, and paint a false picture of the faith of many of your viewers, in order to make a buck.
That’s how I see it, Mr. Hubbard.
Interestingly, not all media types see things the way you do, Mr. Hubbard.
Some years ago I was contacted by a Hollywood movie producer—one famous enough that I actually knew who he was (which is saying something because, y’know, I’m not Steven Greydanus)—and he wanted some assistance in finding out the history of Pope Joan for a project he wanted to produce on her.
I told him Pope Joan didn’t exist.
I also mentioned that he would face criticism if he presented a Medieval legend as if it were actual history.
He was surprised and alarmed to learn that Pope Joan never existed—a fact of which the people who had approached him with this project had not informed hm.
He thanked me and indicated he would be seriously reconsidering whether to go forward with the project.
The project never happened.
If only all people in the entertainment industry had such ethics—eh, Mr. Hubbard?
What do you think?
How to Solve Moral Dilemmas (Plus: How to Recognize Hypocrisy)
There are many times in life where we're confronted with moral dilemmas. It seems like all of our options are bad–even sinful. But are they really? What are we supposed to do in these situations? How can we solve the dilemma?
For example, suppose your child is desperately sick and the only cure is one that was derived from unborn babies who were killed for medical research. Can you use the vaccine to save your child's life? Does doing so mean you're cooperating with the culture of death?
And if you use the cure, does that make you a moral hypocrite? How can we assess charges of hypocrisy?
These are among the questions we explore in this week's episode of the Jimmy Akin Podcast!
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JIMMY AKIN PODCAST EPISODE 021 (11/20/11)
* DARRIN ASKS ABOUT MORAL DILEMMAS, EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH, & HYPOCRISY
1 Cor. 10:13: "No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your strength, but with the temptation will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it."
Instruction Dignitas Personae (Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith), section 35.
"Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself" (Samuel Johnson, The Rambler No. 14).
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Friend Update
Just an update on my friend: Her blood pressure has recovered enough that they can put her under sedation so that her body can heal. So at this point she's moved back a little from the brink. Thank you for your prayers! Please continue to pray for her!
The Weekly Benedict (Nov. 19, 2011)
Here are this week's items for The Weekly Benedict (subscribe here):
APOSTOLIC EXHORTATION: Africae Munus: Post-Synodal Apostolic Exhortation on the Church in Africa in Service to Reconciliation, Justice and Peace (November 19, 2011)
ANGELUS: Angelus, 13 November 2011
AUDIENCE: 9 November 2011, Psalm 119 (118)
APOSTOLIC JOURNEY TO BENIN . . .
SPEECH: Welcome Ceremony at Cardinal Bernardin GantinInternational Airport of Cotonou (November 18, 2011)
SPEECH: Visit to the Cathedral of Cotonou (November 18, 2011)
Current Favorite Historical Quotation
It's 346 B.C. and King Philip II of Macedon (father of Alexander the Great) has just subjugated a bunch of Greek city-states.
He then approaches Sparta and sends them a message: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
The Spartans reply: "If."
Prayer Request: Friend May Be Dying
A friend of mine who is elderly recently took a fall and had to undergo surgery. Complications have since set in, and her health is very, *very* precarious right now (may not live the night). If you would please consider praying for her, I would appreciate it. And thank you in advance.
What Do You Think of This Liturgical Song?
Last Sunday, through unforeseen circumstances, I arrived at Mass just a couple of moments late and came in during the first reading. As I made my way to the pew, I recognized the reading as the familiar celebration of the ideal wife from Proverbs 31.
Cool! I’ve always liked that passage. It’s got a lot of neat and insightful stuff in it.
Then, after the responsorial Psalm there was the reading from 1 Thessalonians about the end of the world, and finally the Gospel reading from Matthew 25’s parable of the talents. (Which, believe it or not, is where we actually get the English word talent, referring to an ability or aptitude. That usage comes from this parable, where the talents are used in their original, literal significance of an ancient measurement of weight, often used with precious metals, as in the parable. The idea of a master distributing talents of precious metals to his servants was rightly understood as a symbol of God distributing abilities to us, and so the main use of the English word “talent” came to refer to ability rather than treasure.)
During the general intercessions (or “universal prayer” we we’ll begin calling it in a couple of weeks) there was an intercession that went something like this:
For all the women who work hard to support their husbands and children, may their works praise them at the city gates.
“Hmmm,” I thought. “A little awkwardly phrased. We don’t have city gates these days, and a lot of people in the congregation are likely not to grasp the reference, even though it’s from Proverbs 31, since the priest didn’t explain it in his homily.” (The city gates were a public meeting place in ancient Israel, and a location where legal disputes were frequently settled.)
There’s also a tendency in some parishes, whenever women are mentioned in the readings, to draw a lot of attention to this fact—seemingly out of a desire to compensate for the “male-dominated” or “patriarchal” tone perceived in the rest of them. Notice all the attention that gets drawn to the reading where Jesus talks with the woman at the well—a reading that is sometimes done (contrary to liturgical law) in a dramatized fashion, with a lady from the parish taking the part of the woman at the well.
Still, it’s entirely legitimate to incorporate elements from the readings into the general intercessions as a way of tying the prayer of the faithful to the word of God. This may have been a little clumsy in that regard, but it’s a laudable impulse.
Then we got to the Offertory, and for an Offertory hymn (or “Offertory chant,” as the new documents call it) the cantor started singing a song I’d never heard before.
The opening verse—which was also the refrain—went like this:
Women of the Church . . . how rich is your legacy.
Women of the Church . . . how great is your faith.
Women of the Church . . . well-springs of integrity.
Lead us in the ways of peace.
Of course, there’s nothing like hearing a song for yourself, so here you go . . .
“Um,” I thought. “Shouldn’t we be worshipping God right now? This is Mass. This is the Offertory. The gifts are being prepared for use in the Eucharist. Shouldn’t our focus be on God at this particular moment? The focus shouldn’t be on praising members of the human community, with God not even mentioned in the refrain, which is the main part of this song.”
It’s true that in the verses that come between the refrains, Jesus does get mentioned, which takes the edge off a bit, but the focus is still on praising and celebrating women—not God.
Mind you, I think women should be praised and celebrated.
My problem isn’t with the fact that it’s persons of the female gender who are the focus here. I would have just as big a problem if the word “women” was replaced by “men” and the song were interpreted either as a paen to persons of the male gender or as a paen to human beings in general.
The point is: We’re at Mass and our focus should be on God. We should be singing his praises, not our own.
Admittedly, this song doesn’t have the Orwellian subversiveness of “Sing a New Church into Being,” which implies a fundamental rejection of the Church as it has been historically constituted (as well as the creation of a new one in a manner reminiscent of God speaking the world into being, though here it’s human beings doing the speaking/singing).
But it still strikes me as out of place at Mass. Not only does it inappropriately sing the praises of humans in a context where we should be singing the praises of God, it also can be perceived as an undue politicization of the Mass that intrudes gender politics where they don’t belong.
Certainly in a contemporary Catholic context where issues like women’s ordination and “inclusive” language have been hotly debated, a song like this inherently raises the question of whether it is being used in the service of a particular agenda.
It thus isn’t conducive to worship—meaning, of course, the worship of God.
I know I myself was totally popped out of the experience of worshipping God at the Offertory, and I found my mind consumed by questions about the appropriateness of this song.
I suspect others were as well.
What do you think?



