URANUS: The Planet Whose Name Wasn't Quite Right

UranusMarch 13, 1781: Sir William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus.

It was the first planet to be discovered since prehistoric times, and thus the first not worshipped as a god by the ancients.

He wanted to call it Georgium Sidus ("The Star of George") after England’s Mad King, who was kinging at the time of the American Revolution, which had started a few years earlier.

Well, everybody recognized that Georgium Sidus wasn’t quite right as a name.

French astronomers proposed calling it Herschel, after its discoverer.

That, of course, was worse.

It thus fell to German astronomer Johann Bode to come up with the name Uranus, giving rise to countless offputting jokes.

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URANUS: The Planet Whose Name Wasn’t Quite Right

UranusMarch 13, 1781: Sir William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus.

It was the first planet to be discovered since prehistoric times, and thus the first not worshipped as a god by the ancients.

He wanted to call it Georgium Sidus ("The Star of George") after England’s Mad King, who was kinging at the time of the American Revolution, which had started a few years earlier.

Well, everybody recognized that Georgium Sidus wasn’t quite right as a name.

French astronomers proposed calling it Herschel, after its discoverer.

That, of course, was worse.

It thus fell to German astronomer Johann Bode to come up with the name Uranus, giving rise to countless offputting jokes.

LEARN MORE ABOUT URANUS.

125?

125 The human lifespan seems to cap out at about 120.

Though there have been improvements in the human lifespan made in the last century or so due to the advent of modern medicine, these have tended to shift only the average lifespan upwards–not the maximum lifespan.

Much of the shift is due to improving the chance that infants will not die soon after birth. Even two hundred years ago, people who made it out of infancy tended to live almost as long as the average person does today, so the average lifespan of post-infants hasn’t shifted that much.

The maximum lifespan hasn’t really changed: Humans just don’t tend to live past 120.

That fact has caused many to speculate that there is a "death gene" that prevents us from living longer. If our deaths were simply caused by minor problems building up over time ("wear & tear") then we’d expect to see modern medicine extending not only the average lifespan but also the maximum lifespan.

It hasn’t.

This raises the possibility that we may one day find and be able to switch off the "death gene"–if there is one–in which case we may be able to break the 120 barrier.

But one woman may have already done so.

Reports are that Maria Olivia da Silva, a native of Brazil, is 125 years old.

I don’t know if this is accurate or not, but if so, maybe she has a defective death gene.

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(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who e-mailed.)

JAPAN: Maybe We Should Build A Moonbase?

Japan is thinking about building a moon base.

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I’m kind of apprehensive, though.

Sounds too much to me like the beginning of Gamera vs. Zigra.

What will be interesting to see is what happens when several nations have bases on the moon and we start using its resources and things get . . . territorial. The Antartica treaty may make a useful parallel for a lunar exploitation treaty for a piece, but then things will get . . . competative.

More Retroviruses Jump From Monkeys To Humans

Scientists have found more retroviruses (the class of viruses to which AIDS, among others, belongs) that have jumped from monkeys to humans.

THIS IS A SCARY THINGS THAT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

MORE THAN ONCE.

What I find interesting about an article reporting the fact that more retroviruses have made the jump is this remark:

"What’s increasingly clear is that the hunting and butchering of non-human primates is associated with the transmission of retroviruses to humans," says Nathan Wolfe, at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, US, who led the study.

No, duh!

We’ve been luck so far that the viruses that have jumped either haven’t been very harmful or haven’t been transmissible by casual contact. If we got something as deadly as AIDS that could be spread as easily as a cold, we’d be in serious, serious trouble.

Of course, if it could spread that easily in us, it’d probably spread that easily in monkeys, but you never know. It could mutate.

In any event, monkeys and apes are just too close to us genetically for us to be hunting them and eating their meat. Their DNA is too much like our DNA. Their diseases (including SIV/HIV) have just too great a likelihood of infecting us.

For an American, I’m adventurous in what I’ll eat (Durian fruit? No problem! I like the taste of burning rubber. Raw squid? Love the stuff! Ika sushi is a favorite!), but I wouldn’t eat monkey meat if you paid me. Don’t know what human-transmissible virus (including HIV) might be lurking in it!

So how to we get the bushmeat industry SHUT DOWN?

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Animal Emotions

HERE’S AN ARTICLE ARGUING THAT ANIMALS HAVE EMOTIONS AND A SENSE OF SELF.

What I want to know is: What planet have the authors and interviewees of the article been living on?

Is it a planet where they don’t have animals and so these folks are just discovering what animals are like?

It’s perfectly obvious that animals have emotions and a sense of self. Okay, maybe beetles and eyelash mites don’t, but anything with fur or feathers does. All it takes is thinking back to one’s own experience for a few moments to come up with all kinds of examples of animals displaying emotion:

  • As a boy I remember being on the family ranch and having to round up a bull that had gotten over the barbwire fence. Getting it back in the pasture was a game of mutual intimidation, with the bull trying to scare us off and us trying to scare the bull back where it needed to be–without making it so mad that it would charge.
  • In college, one of my old girlfriends had a baby duck that she kept in her dorm room and would take outside for a while every day. One day I helped her and the duckling exploded with joy as soon as it was outside and could see the grass and the sky. While my girlfriend and I sat on the grass, the duckling marched about quacking deliriously. It was clearly experiencing an emotion.
  • Later, after my wife passed on, my sister moved in with me for a while and brought her dog–a high-maintenance Siberian huskie/wolf blend that was so people-friendly that whenever anyone would come over to my house the dog would lose control of itself with joy and move frenetically from person to person trying to lick them in the face. If put outside to keep it from doing this, it would sit outside the back door and whine to be let in again so it could interact with people.
  • Once I was riding a horse through an obstacle course that the horse wasn’t wanting to get right (it was being lazy). When I finally got it through without making any mistakes, I hopped off the horse and gave it positive feedback by cheering it and slapping it on the withers (that’s the high part of a horse’s back, at the base of its neck). The horse was so pleased to have done the course successfully and to receive praise that it began nuzzling me so forcefully that it actually started to pick me up off the ground with its head.

All of these animals were experiencing emotion, sometimes very strongly so. They also had a sense of self. That’s presupposed by the kind of you-me standoff I was in with the bull, or the dog’s desire to relate to you by licking your face.

I’m sure that you can think of examples from your own experience. Every time a cat arches its back and hisses, or every time a dog can’t wait to play with you when you come home, it’s an animal experiencing an emotion. Every time animals get in fights over food or territory or mates, they display a sense of self.

Animals (at least the higher animals) simply have these things, and it’s perfectly obvious. We don’t need scientists to tell us that they do.

What’s really going on in the article, and in the "science" behind the article, is that animal rights folks are trying to soften up the public to their view by getting them to think of animals as more like us than they are.

Sure, they have emotions and a sense of self, but the absence of these has never been a condition for animal husbandry or eating them. The fact is, they may be similar to us in some ways, but they are vastly different in others. No animal will ever write a sonnet or compose a symphony or understand Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem or contemplate God.

Whatever marvellous attributes they may have (including a degree of intelligence), animals do not have reason. They are not moral subjects, and they do not have rights. It may be an abuse of human nature to be deliberately cruel to animals, because it is contrary to our nature to enjoy inflicting pain for its own sake, but it is not contrary to our nature to eat meat, raise livestock, or go hunting.

Thus the Catechism states:

2417 God entrusted animals to the stewardship of those whom he created in his own image. Hence it is legitimate to use animals for food and clothing. They may be domesticated to help man in his work and leisure. Medical and scientific experimentation on animals is a morally acceptable practice, if it remains within reasonable limits and contributes to caring for or saving human lives.

2418 It is contrary to human dignity to cause animals to suffer or die needlessly. It is likewise unworthy to spend money on them that should as a priority go to the relief of human misery. One can love animals; one should not direct to them the affection due only to persons.

Biggest Stellar Blast (Short Of The Big Bang) Detected

The biggest stellar blast ever detected (other than the Big Bang) has been detected.

50,000 years ago, a magnetar 50,000 light years away blew its top in the gamma-ray (not visible light) spectrum and outshone the rest of the galaxy. The flash reached earth December 27 and briefly altered Earth’s atmosphere.

The commotion was caused by a special variety of neutron star known as a magnetar. These fast-spinning, compact stellar corpses — no larger than a big city — create intense magnetic fields that trigger explosions. The blast was 100 times more powerful than any other similar eruption witnessed, said David Palmer of Los Alamos National Laboratory, one of several researchers around the world who monitored the event with various telescopes.

"Had this happened within 10 light-years of us, it would have severely damaged our atmosphere and possibly have triggered a mass extinction," said Bryan Gaensler of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics (CfA).

There are no magnetars close enough to worry about, however, Gaensler and two other astronomers told SPACE.com. But the strength of the tempest has them marveling over the dying star’s capabilities while also wondering if major species die-offs in the past might have been triggered by stellar explosions.

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Dark Galaxy, Dark Energy, Dark Planet

SCIENTISTS HAVE "SPOTTED" THE FIRST GALAXY MADE (MOSTLY) OF DARK MATTER.

Cool!

The new galaxy is named VIRGOHI21, and it’s around 50 million light years away.

We have no idea how common these things are in the universe. They may be all around us, conspiring sinisterly against the sun-litten universe.

Excerpts:

Theorists have long said most of the universe is made of dark matter. Its presence is required to explain the extra gravitational force that is observed to hold regular galaxies together and that also binds large clusters of galaxies.

Theorists also believe knots of dark matter were integral to the formation of the first stars and galaxies. In the early universe, dark matter condensed like water droplets on a spider web, the thinking goes. Regular matter — mostly hydrogen gas — was gravitationally attracted to a dark matter knot, and when the density became great enough, a star would form, marking the birth of a galaxy.

The theory suggests that pockets of pure dark matter ought to remain sprinkled across the cosmos. In 2001, a team led by Neil Trentham of the University of Cambridge predicted the presence of entire dark galaxies.

Dark matter makes up about 23 percent of the universe’s mass-energy budget. Normal matter, the stuff of stars, planets and people, contributes just 4 percent. The rest of the universe is driven by an even more mysterious thing called dark energy.

Dark energy is thought to be the force pushing the universe apart faster and faster.

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But some dispute the existence of dark energy.

ONE GUY IS HOPING NEW MEASUREMENTS OF THE MOON’S ORBIT WILL EXPLAIN IT AWAY.

I bet they know the answer to these questions on the dark planet Yuggoth.

"There are mighty cities on Yuggoth – great tiers of terraced towers built of black stone like the specimen I tried to send you. That came from Yuggoth. The sun shines there no brighter than a star, but the beings need no light. They have other subtler senses, and put no windows in their great houses and temples. Light even hurts and hampers and confuses them, for it does not exist at all in the black cosmos outside time and space where they came from originally. To visit Yuggoth would drive any weak man mad – yet I am going there. The black rivers of pitch that flow under those mysterious cyclopean bridges – things built by some elder race extinct and forgotten before the beings came to Yuggoth from the ultimate voids – ought to be enough to make any man a Dante or Poe if he can keep sane long enough to tell what he has seen.

"But remember – that dark world of fungoid gardens and windowless cities isn’t really terrible. It is only to us that it would seem so. Probably this world seemed just as terrible to the beings when they first explored it in the primal age.

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ABC On UFOs

UFO researchers frequently complain that they can’t get the MSM to cover their story.

True.

Normally, they can’t.

Of if they do the coverage is lousy.

Well, tonight ABC news is doing a two-hour special on UFOs, hosted by Peter Jennings.

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CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS.

I’m betting that they’ll have some people telling interesting tales, but they ain’t gonna have a grey alien walk out in front of the cameras (though that likely would only bring Col. Carter out of the woodwork to debunk it). They’ll just end with the typical "We didn’t prove anything, but it makes ya think, don’t it?" ending–just like an episode of the X-Files.