Category: History

Also today, June 26, but in 1963–mere months before he was shot dead in Dallas–President John F. Kennedy uttere the famous words "Ich bin ein Berliner."

By this he meant "I am a Berliner," and he said it as an expression of solidarity with the people of West Berlin, who were under dire threat from the Communist puppet state of East Germany and its Soviet masters.

The Berliners loved it. Wild cheers all round.

Now: Turns out that many folks today argue that Kennedy didn’t really say "I am a Berliner" in German. They claim that, instead, what he actually said was more like "I am a jelly donut." It wasn’t that he didn’t say the words "Ich bin ein Berliner" correctly. He said them right (albeit with his thick Boston accent). It’s that the words themselves are wrong.

According to this claim, in German the word "Berliner" is a reference to a kind of jelly donut. And it is. But not so much in Berlin, where Kennedy was speaking.

The "I am a jelly donut" thesis is reportedly an urban legend that started in the 1980s.

Not convinced? Well . . .

HERE’S AN ARTICLE FOR FURTHER CONSIDERATION.

Today, June 26, in 1409 the Western Schism got 100% worse.

The reason? The Church now had 300% of the requisitie number of popes.

Now, in truth, it only had one real pope–ever. But there were at this time two additional "popes," or antipopes as they would be properly called, also running (or strolling or sitting) around Europe causing havoc.

On June 26, 1409 the second antipope, Alexander V, was "elected" by the Council of Pisa. (Not an ecumenical council.)

He wouldn’t last long.

Ten months later, he’d be dead, though he did have a successor.

Ultimately the Western Schism was sorted out in 1417, when the Council of Constance deposed the two antipopes, accepted the resignation of the true pope, and elected a new true pope, the way for one thus being cleared. The result being Pope Martin V.

Though the Western Schism was over, the damage it did to the fabric of Western Christendom was horrendous. The experience of having two–and then three–popes vying for power left severe questions in the minds of many folks, and the perception of the Church was gravely weakened.

This is thought by many historians to have been one of the reasons leading to the Protestant Reformation.

I’d love to give you a link where you could spit on the grave of Alexander V, but I don’t have one, so you’ll have to settle for

LEARNING MORE ABOUT HIM.

AND ABOUT THE SCHISM ITSELF.

Today, June 25, in 1875, they fit the battle of Little Big Horn, resuting in the death of one of the biggest little men of the 19th century.

Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer made his last stand against the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho under the leadership of Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse. Sitting Bull didn’t do a lot of sitting that day, though, and Crazy Horse didn’t prove too crazy, for Custer was shuffled off this mortal coil in a battle that lasted about two hours.

Vain and ambitious in life, Custer found the fame he was looking for in death.

So at least he got something out of the battle.

MORE ON CUSTER.

MORE ON THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIG HORN.

Today, June 24, back in 1947 was the day which led to the coining of the term "flying saucer."

Pilot Kenneth Arnold saw what appeared to him to be a series of fast flying objects that he afterwards described as skipping on the air like a saucer being skipped across the water.

He was misquoted by the press, though, as having said that he saw "flying saucers." Arnold tried to correct the impression, saying that he didn’t say that the craft were saucer shaped but that they moved like a someone skipping a saucer on the water.

His actual description was: "They were half-moon shaped, oval in front and convex in the rear. …they
looked like a big flat disk." What he thus described as more like a "flying wing" aircraft design (something we puny humans had actually already built). Nertheless, the term (and the shape) stuck.

He also didn’t say anything about them being from outer space. In 1947, hot on the heels of WWII and all the weapons and aviation research it involved (including what we were retrieving from the Nazis via classified projects like Operation Paperclip), might have made a more terrestrial explanation plausible.

But that didn’t stick either.

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St. Catherine’s Monastery (left), also known as the Monastery of the Transfiguration,  is the world’s oldest monastery.

Built in the 6th century at the foot of Mt. Sinai in Egypt (or at least the traditional location of Mt. Sinai, since we’re not sure of its exact location), the monastery houses the largest collection of ancient Christian manuscripts besides the collection belonging to the Vatican.

Now the monks there are using hi-tech means to try to read some of the more faded manuscripts in its collection.

The monastery’s librarian, Fr. Jusin (a fellow Texan! Yee-haw!) has been digitizing manuscripts with a camera capable of 72 megapixel resolution. Many will be online later this year.

The process holds out the prospects of helping us better understand the history of the text of the Bible (including potential new evidence regarding the original reading of uncertain passages) and may even turn up previously unknown texts, as at Oxyrhynchus.

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MORE ON ST. CATHERINE’S MONASTERY.

St. Catherine’s Monastery (left), also known as the Monastery of the Transfiguration,  is the world’s oldest monastery.

Built in the 6th century at the foot of Mt. Sinai in Egypt (or at least the traditional location of Mt. Sinai, since we’re not sure of its exact location), the monastery houses the largest collection of ancient Christian manuscripts besides the collection belonging to the Vatican.

Now the monks there are using hi-tech means to try to read some of the more faded manuscripts in its collection.

The monastery’s librarian, Fr. Jusin (a fellow Texan! Yee-haw!) has been digitizing manuscripts with a camera capable of 72 megapixel resolution. Many will be online later this year.

The process holds out the prospects of helping us better understand the history of the text of the Bible (including potential new evidence regarding the original reading of uncertain passages) and may even turn up previously unknown texts, as at Oxyrhynchus.

GET THE STORY.

MORE ON ST. CATHERINE’S MONASTERY.

Today, June 18, in 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte went to his Waterloo.

Literally!

And I don’t mean a waterslide theme park!

The Battle of Waterloo took place today in Waterloo, Belgium, where the ornery French dictator (is there any other kind?) was defeated by a valiant alliance of non-French persons, bringing his reign of obnoxiousness and tyranny to an end forever.

No word on whether the victors celebrated their victory by victoriously eating Freedom Fries afterward.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BATTLE.

HEREZA PICTURE OF THE WATERLOO MEMORIAL.

Today, June 18, in 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte went to his Waterloo.

Literally!

And I don’t mean a waterslide theme park!

The Battle of Waterloo took place today in Waterloo, Belgium, where the ornery French dictator (is there any other kind?) was defeated by a valiant alliance of non-French persons, bringing his reign of obnoxiousness and tyranny to an end forever.

No word on whether the victors celebrated their victory by victoriously eating Freedom Fries afterward.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BATTLE.

HEREZA PICTURE OF THE WATERLOO MEMORIAL.

33 years ago today–June 17, 1972–five men were caught breaking into yonder building, leading to congressional hearings that would so dominate television that they would shove off the air all the cartoon programs I, as a young feller, wanted to watch in the afternoons after school.

The building is the Watergate building, and the congressional hearings were over the Watergate scandal.

In case you’re a young feller yourself (or young enough not ot remember Watergate), this is the scandal that (a) led Richard Nixon (he was a president) to resign and (b) led to every subsequent government scandal having the suffix "-gate" applied to it. Watergate was the first.

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GET A LIST OF "-GATE" SCANDALS.

33 years ago today–June 17, 1972–five men were caught breaking into yonder building, leading to congressional hearings that would so dominate television that they would shove off the air all the cartoon programs I, as a young feller, wanted to watch in the afternoons after school.

The building is the Watergate building, and the congressional hearings were over the Watergate scandal.

In case you’re a young feller yourself (or young enough not ot remember Watergate), this is the scandal that (a) led Richard Nixon (he was a president) to resign and (b) led to every subsequent government scandal having the suffix "-gate" applied to it. Watergate was the first.

GET THE STORY.

GET A LIST OF "-GATE" SCANDALS.