STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) You Will Bow Down Before Me, Jor-El!
2) Yield!–Or I Unleash My Legions Of Terror!
3) I Am So A Sunflower!
4) One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others
5) The Flowers Made Me Do It
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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Having already walked over 3 miles, Mary was getting the most peculiar feeling like the scenery behind her had yet to change. What she did not realize was that thats what they wanted her to think. There would be human child for dinner tonight…
Genetically modified foods kick ass.
Chinese government experiments with new hybrids in an attempt to solve female shortage problem.
Dear Lord…thanks for the gifts I have received…but now I would like to be a POWER ranger.
You can call me flower if you want.
THE TRIFFIDS ARE CLOSING IN !!!
(obscure sci-fi movie reference)
Angry sunflowers attack child for blocking the sun.
Submit, or I will unleash them.
Yes, yellow is the imperial color. Why are you still on your feet?
Damn mormons. This used to be a playground!
The new ad for Botox Kids!
“Ever get the feeling you’re bein’ watched?”
OK, you’re right – this jacket really is orange!
Raised by flowers until the age of 4, it’s not surprising that Lisa’s favorite season is Spring!
Thanks for bringin’ the captions back, Jimmy! I was missing them.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffflower!!!!
Oh bugger!
Got it wrong again. Should be Cherry Blossoms!
Child says “I have no allergies”