Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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And that is when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides. From the two raptors you didn’t even know were there…
come on, now! stop it.
are you in there? BILLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYY?????
it’s time for supper…. Billy!!!!!!!!!!
The ancient Roman tradition is that you put your hand in this mouth and then say something you swear is true. If it’s a lie, it’ll bite down and….
“Now, you listen here, young man! You take that human’s head out from your mouth this instant! You just don’t know where theyr dirty minds been!”
Um . . . that’s “their” . . . I have vowel problems.
“Humans? They’re not too bad. Kinda cruchy inside. Taste like chicken.”
“Ummmmmmm…. I’m stuck….”
The Amazing Human-Dyno Trio was tragically reduced to a Duo today during a pre-concert sound test. Non-human members of the group swear they thought it was a Taste-test.
Dino pez dispenceres run amok.
“Your breath stinks!”
Haven’t read anyone else’s contributions yet, but let’s call it a day, folks. Nobody’s going to top Jimmy’s first effort. 😀
You’ve gotta love the new gumdrops for dinosaurs: Hard on the outside with a squishy liquid center!>. A-three.
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Let’s ask Mr. T-Rex how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? a-one, a-twohoo, a-three <
Second Dinosaur: Cornelius, we have no time! Leave the child!
First Dinosaur: Luck has been on your side this time, human. But so help me, if I find out you have told anyone about this encounter I will eat you like a pork chop! NOW BEGONE!
Yow, brother!!! Listen to your mom and get that abscess checked!!!