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Squirrels
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STARTING CAPTIONS:

1) Rodent Vampirism In Action

2) "You are getting very, very sleepy. . . . And when you awake, you will act like . . . a squirrel!"

3) World Rodent Wrestling Federation Smackdown!

4) "No! It Is I Who Will Eat You!"

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

36 thoughts on “Photo Caption”

  1. “Bill? Bill, you okay? How many claws am I holding up?”
    “Ha! Faked you out! Betcha thought I was roadkill, huh?”

  5. “A publicity still from Broadway’s latest hit musical Squirrel Nosferatu!”
    “Mom! MOM! Mikey’s tryin’ to make me into a zombie again!”
    From the forthcoming biography The Life & Times of Secret Squirrel – A TV Pioneer: “After his TV series was cancelled, Secret went into magic. The national tour was unsucsessful, largely due to the fact that audiences couldn’t see the performers. ‘Secret was destraught,” said longtime friend Morocco Mole. ‘He gave himself totally to his magic act – & he was really very good. He started smoking various weeds & eating a lot of bad nuts. Took me a year to convince him to get help!'”

  7. 1. Chip consoles a desolate Dale after they learn that their hit children’s show Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers has been cancelled.
    (yes, people… I know I know… C & D are chipmunks)
    2. “Yes, yes, I’m sure. Roll over just like that and they’ll give you an extra peanut.”

  8. “Relax, ma’am, I’m a trained doctor of chiropracty.”
    “Oops! Was I supposed to catch you?”
    “Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?…”

  13. Penalty…squirrel 87…excessive celebration in the end zone…penalty will be assessed on the kickoff.

  15. “You want to see? See! Feast your eyes, glut your soul on my cursed ugliness! Look at Erik’s face! Now you know the face of the voice! You were not content to hear me, eh? You wanted to know what I looked like? Oh, you women are so inquisitive! Well, are you satisfied? I’m a good looking fellow, eh? …. When a woman has seen me, as you have, she belongs to me. She loves me for ever! I am a kind of Don Juan, you know!” And, drawing himself up to his full height, with his hand on his hip, wagging the hideous thing that was his head on his shoulders, he roared, “Look at me! I AM DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT!”
    —-Gaston Leroux’s Phantom of the Opera
    Sorry, first thing that came to mind

  16. “You want to see? See! Feast your eyes, glut your soul on my cursed ugliness! Look at Erik’s face! Now you know the face of the voice! You were not content to hear me, eh? You wanted to know what I looked like? Oh, you women are so inquisitive! Well, are you satisfied? I’m a good looking fellow, eh? …. When a woman has seen me, as you have, she belongs to me. She loves me for ever! I am a kind of Don Juan, you know!” And, drawing himself up to his full height, with his hand on his hip, wagging the hideous thing that was his head on his shoulders, he roared, “Look at me! I AM DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT!”
    —-Gaston Leroux’s Phantom of the Opera
    Sorry, first thing that came to mind

  19. Honey, no, no, no. You’re done sailing with Captain Morgan! Now get your sorry squirrel tail home where it belongs.

  30. “Rocky slides home with the winning run in the bottom of the ninth as the catcher awaits the throw from the cutoff man.”

  34. Chippy “world-famous” White mercilessly rehashes his explanation of Sola Scriptura and the Korban Rule.

  36. Jimmy,
    I watched a few episodes of [i]The Muppet Show[/i] on DVD last night, and in one of the episodes, there is a Sherlock Holmes sketch wherein a monster Muppet eats Miss Piggy.
    Of course I had to yell, “NO! IT IS I WHO WILL EAT YOU!”
    It’s all your fault. 😉
    Linky: Muppets Eating Other Muppets

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