Jaws: From the 30th anniversary extended-edition DVD.
Just when you thought the sewers were safe.
PETA, call your office.
19 thoughts on “Thursday Photo Caption”
Chinese Dragon Dance, American version.
In a bizarre case of South Texas vigilante justice a rogue shark is humiliated by being forced by crazed mob to jump rope in retribution for swallowing two goats and a small poodle. The group later celebrated with a fine meal of shark steak, marinated cabrito, and cases of cold Shiner Bock.
World’s fastest shark shuts eyes for one brief moment.
“OK, fellas . . . this isn’t funny anymore. Couldja take that rope offa my neck, please? OW! Did you just poke me in the eye? Sheesh, man, if we were in the water right now I’d give you all sucha bite!”
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s shark — no time to talk….”
+J.M.J+
*Knock* *Knock*
“Who is it?”
“Land shark.”
In Jesu et Maria,
“Happy to meet you;
Now can I eat you?.”
“Pass me a toothpick please –
Just to let you know, that Old Testament story about Jonah, well he never made it back out of my mouth…. Ye he he ha ha hawhawhaww.”
“You should have seen the one that got away.”
You know, kid, sometimes being a shark isn’t all its cracked up to be…
“When you’re smiling. . .”
“Outbreak of swine flu results in new backyard cooking craze: the shark roast.”
Also
“Shark: the other other white meat.”
Sushi at the Mongolian barbeque.
research team testing new pinata design…
or
new muppet to be introduced on Sesame Street…
Chairman Kaga reveals today’s Secret Ingredient…
Picnickers demonstrate new outdoor game/ ceremonial ritual, “Jaws” tug-of-war. Dire consequences to the losing team!
With the NHL lockout behind them, the San Jose Sharks players and staffers unsuccessfully attempt to regain their focus on the upcoming hockey season.
In atragik turn of events, the lastest Massy’s Day parade baloon turns on it’s handlers; The Baloons has escaped and two handlers are atill reported missing.
hey come on guys all i did was eat 2 men…ok ok and those sheep that man left on the beach… alright alright and those 2 cows and that little dog named peet but thats not bad enought to bring to the suface and force me to go on a jenny creg and that no carb diet is it?
Chinese Dragon Dance, American version.
In a bizarre case of South Texas vigilante justice a rogue shark is humiliated by being forced by crazed mob to jump rope in retribution for swallowing two goats and a small poodle. The group later celebrated with a fine meal of shark steak, marinated cabrito, and cases of cold Shiner Bock.
World’s fastest shark shuts eyes for one brief moment.
“OK, fellas . . . this isn’t funny anymore. Couldja take that rope offa my neck, please? OW! Did you just poke me in the eye? Sheesh, man, if we were in the water right now I’d give you all sucha bite!”
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s shark — no time to talk….”
+J.M.J+
*Knock* *Knock*
“Who is it?”
“Land shark.”
In Jesu et Maria,
“Happy to meet you;
Now can I eat you?.”
“Pass me a toothpick please –
Just to let you know, that Old Testament story about Jonah, well he never made it back out of my mouth…. Ye he he ha ha hawhawhaww.”
“You should have seen the one that got away.”
You know, kid, sometimes being a shark isn’t all its cracked up to be…
“When you’re smiling. . .”
“Outbreak of swine flu results in new backyard cooking craze: the shark roast.”
Also
“Shark: the other other white meat.”
Sushi at the Mongolian barbeque.
research team testing new pinata design…
or
new muppet to be introduced on Sesame Street…
Chairman Kaga reveals today’s Secret Ingredient…
Picnickers demonstrate new outdoor game/ ceremonial ritual, “Jaws” tug-of-war. Dire consequences to the losing team!
With the NHL lockout behind them, the San Jose Sharks players and staffers unsuccessfully attempt to regain their focus on the upcoming hockey season.
In atragik turn of events, the lastest Massy’s Day parade baloon turns on it’s handlers; The Baloons has escaped and two handlers are atill reported missing.
hey come on guys all i did was eat 2 men…ok ok and those sheep that man left on the beach… alright alright and those 2 cows and that little dog named peet but thats not bad enought to bring to the suface and force me to go on a jenny creg and that no carb diet is it?