Drumming Up News

From our And-The-Sky-Is-Blue! Department comes this headline from Yahoo! News:

New Pope Will Be Free to Pick Own Name

Gee, I wonder where the journalist who submitted this news flash thought previous popes got names like Urban, Celestine, and Pius?

3 thoughts on “Drumming Up News”

  1. The new Pope will NOT, however, be free to pick his own nickname. President Bush has a nickname for just about everyone, and a chummy monicker for the new Pontiff could serve to further warm relations between the U.S. and the Vatican.
    Maybe “Pops” or “Mitre-Boy”? Alot depends on the new Pope’s personality, and the relationship between the two men. These things take time.

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