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STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) NEW EXPERIMENT IN TELEPATHY!
2) "AND THEN SHE SAID MY NEW HAT WAS TOO ‘LOUD’"
3) PROP DEPARTMENT MISUNDERSTANDS NATURE OF VIKING HORN HELMENTS IN BEIJING PRODUCTION OF WAGNER’S DIE WALKURE.
Author: Jimmy Akin
Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."
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‘I’m trying to pick up HBO.’
Can you hear me now?
Maybe she was vaccinated with a phonograph needle 😉
At Acme Design School, “Fashion Statement” is an understatement.
New-age Catholic Miyuki Yomishiru complies with the USCCB directive requiring women to wear head coverings at Mass.
As an audiophile, she’s my kind of girl. I like a girl who speaks her mind.
This is a terrible strain of the bird flu: tweeter-itus
From Slashdot: “model wearing prototype Cone of Silence”
Thanks for finding my Tin hat.
Miyuki Yomishiru stars as Lt. Uhura in budget remake of Star Trek.
“Enterprise, Lt. Uhura here.”
After years of complaints, Hot Dog On A Stick unveils new company uniform.
http://www.hotdogonastick.com/aboutus.html
North Korea demonstrates it’s propietary IPOD content delivery system.
No. It is I who will eat YOU!!!
Move along, Nothing to see — hear.
I can hear the voices in my head much better now.
Does it come in men’s sizes? Jimmy, when’s your birthday? Hmm, I seem to recall it was the same month and day as another famous apologist, but can’t recall who. I think it was also fairly recently, but that’s ok. That gives us time to save up as I’m sure that outfit is quite expensive.
An entry in the Dr Seuss Annual Fash Bash.
Mysterious hearing loss disproportionately affects “Speak Your Mind” members.
Kim Jong (Mentally) Il’s new method of detecting every word spoken by every North Korean.
Movie-goer receives lifetime ban from AMC theatres.
United Church Of Me ordains first female bishop.
Photo of an EMHC from the Call to Action conference (pick a year, any year)!
I think I count seven horns on her head.
Something in the Book of Revelation about that….
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This is a public unveiling of the $91,000,000,000.00 (spent so far since 2001) US Missile Defense System.
North Korea, think again before that test launch.
News 4 at 11…
With your anchors Sally Fields and James Kworksi…
Frank Johnson, sports…
Tom Green, weather….
And our in-the-field reporter, Sally Kawasaki!
It’s a machine used by the Vulcans for mind-melding!
My mind to your mind…Your mind to my mind…Our minds are one. 😉
“Honk if you’re ‘horn-y’?”
Fools! Tin foil hats are for those who do not want to receive the transmissions from the mothership. I, on the other hand…
SECRET PROJECT #4 REVEALED:
The cosmic-apologetics headset.
Tune in to Catholic Answers from Kuiper Belt Object 2000 FV53 and beyond.
“Um . . . the hat’s OK. I guess. Can I see it in red?”
“What? I’m sorry, I can’t . . . my name? It’s Euphonia.”
I can’t hear myself think!
Our new MegaHear Hearing Aid is virtually invisible!
Ummmm…. yeah, I give up. You guys are funny!
Another scene from the Episcopal General Convention
Do you think it might be considered a wee bit over-the-top, even for Royal Ascot?
“Does this hat make me look fat?”
“No, honey, it makes you look stupid.”
The poor girl unsuccesfully tried to show she was sound of mind.
In response to Bill912
Now you can here the voices in my head!
Sony sees big future in hands-free mobile multi-directional local mass-communication devices, HFMMDLMCD’s for short, or “halfem-muddle-mac-d’s”.
Connie Chung sings farewell.
Excellent, John! I heard her–ahem–“singing”, and am jealous I didn’t to make your comment. I’d say she shouldn’t quit her day job, but…
So that no thought of mine should ever go unheard.
“X-Men 4: Attack of Electronic Mushroom-Head Lady”