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- Love is a many-spotted thing.
- Even giraffes Eskimo-kiss.
- Hold still, Spotty; those strange two-legged animals who like to stare at us are almost done fooling around with their little black boxes.
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For laffs and for lack of anything better to do that evening, I decided to try and pick up my pre-ordered copy of Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince at the “Midnight Magic” party my local bookstore was throwing to celebrate the release. By the end of the evening, I wasn’t laffing and I was wishing I’d found something better to do with my time. The only perk was actually getting the book.
The procedure called for picking up wristbands to claim your spot in line at 6 PM. By the time I got there after work, people were already queuing up. The bookstore’s café offered itty-bitty samples of Starbucks-esque coffee to the hot and cranky crowd, which was nice. I nearly choked on my vanilla frappacino when a small boy of about eleven said solemnly to the brother he’d been roughhousing with, “Violence is never the answer…. Except in virtual reality, where violence is definitely the answer.”
Worried about parking hassles if I waited too long to come back to the store, I returned to the store around eight, figuring I’d grab one of the comfy armchairs and spend the evening reading. With the exception of being continually distracted by hordes of screaming children running around the store in capes, Potter glasses, and homemade wands, I managed to get a lot of reading done. About a half-hour before the sale, my eyes were drooping, so I decided to cruise around the store checking out the games and crafts stations. The crowds made it impossible to see what was going on at those stations, of course.
Around fifteen minutes to midnight, I noticed a large group of people starting to crowd around the registers. Interrogation of individuals in the crowd yielded the information that this was how we were expected to get the books. Despite assurances that wristbands would be checked, it became obvious that the wristbands were a polite fiction. I could have cruised into the store at 11:45, told the clerk distributing wristbands that I had pre-ordered, and then worked my way through the crowd to the register to present myself as first in line. Fortunately for me and for the store, I was out within ten minutes with my copy, so there was no need to complain about the situation. Next time though, when Year 7 is released, I’ll go the next day to pick up my copy.
This past weekend was spent reading Year 6. All in all, very good. I’m still bleary-eyed from the last couple of late-night reading marathons. Despite the frustrations with the "Midnight Magic" brouhaha, the new Harry Potter book was well worth the wait. It’s difficult to discuss my specific thoughts about the book without revealing huge, honking spoilers that would disappoint those who haven’t yet read the book, so that post will have to await a future date when more people have had a chance to finish the book themselves. In the meantime, all I can say is that the climax is problematic, but I am hopeful that Rowling can play it out in Year 7 without destroying one well-loved character and another character for whom I’ve always had a grudging admiration.
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Two stories floated side by side at CNN:
Senators Urge [Sandra Day] O’Connor To Reconsider Retirement
[William] Rehnquist Silences Retirement Speculation
In the first story, four notoriously pro-abortion senators (although Mary Landrieu of Louisiana has a "mixed record" despite her EMILY List recommendation) have urged Justice O’Connor not to retire, piously asserting that "You possess moderation, dignity and integrity, and have demonstrated the highest standards of legal excellence" and urging that President Bush name her as Chief Justice Rehnquist’s replacement:
"In a copy of the letter obtained by CNN, Sens. Barbara Boxer, D-California, Mary Landrieu, D-Louisiana, Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Olympia Snowe, R-Maine, urged the 75-year-old jurist to return to the court as the chief justice of the United States to avoid what could be a messy confirmation fight over her successor.
"’As United States senators with the constitutional responsibility of "advice and consent," we would strongly recommend to President Bush that he nominate you as chief justice,’ the letter said."
Uh huh. And had John Kerry won election in 2004 would these senators still recommend that O’Connor be named Chief Justice or would they be clamoring for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
In any event, Chief Justice Rehnquist has apparently tired of the Retirement Watch surrounding him lately and has stated that, despite health difficulties, he intends to continue in office as long as he can:
"’I want to put to rest the speculation and unfounded rumors of my imminent retirement,’ Rehnquist said in a statement released through his family. ‘I am not about to announce my retirement. I will continue to perform my duties as chief justice as long as my health permits.’"
Point of protocol: As a side note, and to sound off on a pet peeve of mine, the Chief Justice’s title is not "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court." It is Chief Justice of the United States.
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In our ever-continuing national schizophrenia, our government is now worried that unborn babies are being exposed to pollutants while in their mothers’ wombs:
"Unborn U.S. babies are soaking in a stew of chemicals, including mercury, gasoline byproducts and pesticides, according to a report released on Thursday.
"Although the effects on the babies are not clear, the survey prompted several members of Congress to press for legislation that would strengthen controls on chemicals in the environment.
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"’Today, chemicals are being used to make baby bottles, food packaging and other products that have never been fully evaluated for their health effects on children — and some of these chemicals are turning up in our blood,’ said New Jersey Democrat Sen. Frank Lautenberg, who plans to co-sponsor a bill to require chemical manufacturers to provide data to the EPA on the health affects of their products."
In other news, The Daily Planet was unable to obtain a comment from Senator Frank Lautenberg on the remarkable disconnect between his concern for the environmental safety of unborn children and his 100-percent voting-record rating by the National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League (NARAL).
The danger of treating a weblog like an online diary is the danger of posting your diary on the Internet:
"Amanda Lenhart, a researcher at Pew who tracks young people’s Internet habits, says she’s increasingly hearing stories about the perils of posting the equivalent of a diary online.
"She heard from one man whose niece was a college student looking for a job. Out of curiosity, he typed his niece’s name into a search engine and quickly found her blog, with a title that began ‘The Drunken Musings of ….’
"’He wrote to her and said, "You may want to think about taking this down,"’ said Lenhart, chuckling."
As with any new toy, most people eventually learn how to play with it appropriately. But one does have to wonder why anyone would think it appropriate to create a blog titled "The Drunken Musings of …" and insert their real name.
Don’t let the bull prod you in the butt on the way out.
Let’s see how you like being branded!
When the ticket agent told me it was "standing room only," he didn’t say that I’d be fighting the bulls for the space.