Someone suggested that we have a photo caption. We haven’t had one in a while, so . . . here goes . . .
STARTING CAPTIONS:
* "Why, yes, H. G. Wells did write a book about me."
* Pencil-Necked Geeks Go on Charm Offensive
* "My philosophy is that you can never be too rich or too thin."
STARTING CAPTIONS:
* FROG SURFING! New fad among rodents.
* Rat fails to notice that this rock has eyes.
* Frog tries out for role as lifeguard in all-animal version of Baywatch.
CHT to a reader for the idea and SDG for the photoshopping!
STARTING CAPTIONS:
* BORG COLLECTIVE ASSIMILATES TEXAS.
* NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN FINALLY LETS REDBEARD THE PIRATE INVESTIGATE EYE-PATCH ALTERNATIVES.
* NIGH-VISION GOGGLES NOT YET READY FOR FIELD TESTING
* INTRODUCING . . . ROBO-CATHOLIC!
* EIGHT-EYED COSTUME FAILS TO WIN APOLOGIST ROLE IN SPIDERMAN IV
* "BI-FOCALS AND TRI-FOCALS ARE SOOOO LIMITING."
STARTING CAPTIONS:
* "ALL THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH, MY DEAR."
* LATEST DR. WHO VILLAIN: QUEEN OF THE CYBERMEN!
* "IT REALLY HELPS MY VISION, BUT IT’S MURDER ON MY SKIN"
* PERFECT DATE FOR DOC OCK? NEW SPIDER WOMAN HAS EIGHT EYES!
STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) Run-About Balls: Not Just For Hamsters Anymore!
2) Number Six Tries To Escape Disguised As A 19th Century Cavalryman
3) City Tries Extreme Measure To Avoid Cleanup After Parades
STARTING CAPTIONS:
* Gulliver’s Accident Delights Liliputians
* Drunk or Dunk? The Both/And Solution
* A Club For People Who Are Really "In"To Wine
* No! It Is I Who Will Drink You!
Have you cleaned up the soda spewed all over your keyboard yet? Good. Reading blogs does carry certain risks you know.
When I saw this photo over at Dyspeptic Mutterings, I just had to share it here.
POSSIBLE CAPTIONS:
Please add your own contributions in the combox.
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STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) "Beam Me Up, Scotty!"
2) New High-Def TV Screens Fail To Live Up To Expectations
3) Revival Of Captain Kangaroo Show Adds Technicolor Twist!
STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) "A one, and a two, and . . . "
2) "They’re so cute when they’re at that age."
3) "You know, they said I’d have trouble sleeping on my new bed, but . . . "
