I’ve Been Devotionally Memed

Michael Barber has memed me with a spiritual devotion meme, so here goes:

1. Favorite devotion or prayer to Jesus.
The Chaplet of Divine Mercy.

2. Favorite Marian devotion or prayer.
It’s a mix between an individual Hail Mary, the Rosary, and the Memorare. I have different occasions on which I say each of these.

3. Do you wear a scapular or medal?
I have, but not at present.

4. Do you have holy water in your home?
Yes, including a bottle with water from Lourdes.

5. Do you "offer up" your sufferings?
Yes. This is something I often do for various intentions, including in a general way for my own sanctification and for the salvation of souls.

6. Do you observe First Fridays and First Saturdays?
I have not yet explored these devotions.

7. Do you go to Eucharistic Adoration? How Frequently?
Yes, though the frequency varies.

8. Are you a Saturday evening Mass person or a Sunday morning Mass person?
Neither. I don’t have a set Mass time on weekends. I normally go either late Sunday morning or early Sunday afternoon. (I like to sleep in after square dancing Saturday night.) If there’s a special reason, I sometimes go to Saturday evening Mass (before dancing).

9. Do you say prayers at mealtime?
Yes, though as part of my diet, I don’t do full-blown meals (makes you too hungry and puts you at risk of eating more than you mean to). Instead, I snack, trying to eat the minimum needed to satisfy hunger at the moment (followed by fiber). Because I don’t have a formal meal time, I may forget to pray, so what I do is say "Lord, bless this, and all I eat and drink," including the last part to cover those times I forget. When eating with others, of course, I do the "Bless us, O Lord."

10. Favorite saints.
Mary, Paul, Peter, Luke, Justin Martyr, Augustine, Jerome, Patrick, Thomas Aquinas, Thomas More, Gianna Molla.

11. Can you recite the Apostles’ Creed by heart?
Yes, but I have to fight myself not to get it mixed up with clauses from the Nicene Creed.

12. Do you usually say short prayers (aspirations) during the course of the day?
Yes, very frequently.

13. Bonus Question: When you pass by an automobile accident or other serious mishap, do you say a quick prayer for the folks involved?
Yes. I also pray for the people involved whenever I hear a siren (police car, ambulance, fire engine) going by. I generally say "Lord, please help the people involved, and all in similar situations." The clause "and all in similar situations" is something I often try to add whenever I’m praying for someone who has a special need or is dealing with a special problem.

I don’t tag specific people, so in keeping with the Akin Meme Mutation, I hereby meme anybody who wants to be memed.

This Is Not Captain Kirk

Chase1It’s Captain Chase.

Looks a lot like Kirk, tho, don’t he?

Folks may know that there is currently a Star Trek XI in the works, and since J. J. Abrams is doing it, it may actually be the first exception to the "odd = bad, even = good" rule for Star Trek films, which has thus far been iron clad (at least if you understand it in a slightly more nuanced form of "odd = bad or at least less good than the most recent even, even = better than the most recent odd").

That’s not the only Trek video project under consideration, though, as the illustration on the left shows.

Turns out that, now that Paramount has gritted its teeth and put out the Star Trek Animated Series from the 1970s  on DVD (where’s The Star Wars Holiday Special, George?), they’re considering a new one modelled after the successful Star Wars: Clone Wars animations that were released to web/TV/and DVD.

Like Clone Wars, this Trek series is envisioned as being composed of short, more action-oriented chapters that are originally presented on the web but that form a larger story when strung together.

The setting for this story is described like this:

The setting is the year 2528 and the Federation is a different place
after suffering through a devastating war with the Romulans 60 years
earlier. The war was sparked off after a surprise attack of dozens of
‘Omega particle’ detonations throughout the Federation creating vast
areas which become impassible to warp travel and essentially cut off
almost half the Federation from the rest. During the war the Klingon
homeworld was occupied by the Romulans, all of Andoria was destroyed
and the Vulcans, who were negotiating reunification with the Romulans,
pulled out of the Federation.

The article then says:

The setting may seem bleak and not very Trek-like, but that is where the show’s hero Captain Alexander Chase comes in. Relegated to border patrol, Chase is determined to bring the Federation (and a ship called Enterprise) back to the glory days of seeking out new life and new civilizations.

I don’t know that this is distinctively bleak or un-Trek-like. We’ve had bleak Trek visions before, and it’s generally been some of the most interesting things they’ve done with the franchise (e.g., the episode with the alternate timeline where the Federation was losing a war with the Klingons, the whole Dominion War cycle on DS9; and then there’s the Borg). The happy, clappy "Gee whiz! Let’s go explore the galaxy, kids!" material has been the worst and least interesting.

Then the article says something that mystifies me:

The parallels with the real world are obvious.

Huh? What the heck are they talking about?

The view is that to be relevant Trek cannot skirt around issues. Rossi explains: "couching big social issues in allegories so they are more palatable is kind of passé now. Today shows deal with these issues head on, so we decided to  make the entire show an allegory. The premise is an allegory for the post-9/11 world we live in. A world of uncertainty and fear."

Excuse me, but when has mankind EVER not lived in a world of uncertainty and fear? 9/11 was not the introduction of original sin into the world. We’ve had division and secession and sneak attacks and invasions and assassinations and genocides and all kinds of nasty stuff like that for thousands of years. You’re going to have to get a lot closer to what’s going on today if you want me to see parallels to the modern world that are distinctive compared to what’s been happening all throughout history.

Unless you’re so George Bush-obsessed that you see every drama through the lens of the global war on terror, or unless you have no awareness of history at all, you’re just not going to be seeing striking parallels to today lurking under every rock.

I suspect the bit about the show being "relevant" to today is just spin on the part of the producers to try and sell the series.

GET THE STORY.

JA Needs Your Help!

No, not Jimmy Akin (this time). The other JA–John Allen. He explains:

My next book is titled "The Upside Down Church," a sort of sneak preview of Catholic history in the 21st century. I outline a series of mega-trends which I believe are turning the church on its head, especially with respect to the dominant paradigms in the 40-plus years since the close of the Second Vatican Council (1962-65). In order for that analysis to hold water, however, I have to identify these mega-trends correctly.

By "mega-trend," I mean a deep impulse shaping Catholic thought and life at the universal level, a sort of "tectonic plate" whose shifts lie beneath the fault lines and upheavals of the present. I have in mind not single issues, but currents of history which cause some issues to rise in importance and others to fall. A mega-trend, by the way, does not have to be specifically Catholic, but rather something that affects Catholicism in a significant way. For example, the rise of Islam, especially its more radical forms, certainly belongs on the list.

My request is this: Read this list, and ponder it. Are there major forces I’ve neglected? Are there items here that don’t belong? Does this list correspond with your own sense of what’s happening in the church?

The items on his list (in summary form and no particular order) are:

The North/South Shift
The Quest for Catholic Identity
The Rise of Islam
The Movements
The Biotech Revolution
The Wireless World
The Wojtyla Revolution
Globalization
Polarization and Its Discontents
The Sexual Abuse Crisis

READ THE ARTICLE FOR MORE INFO ON EACH.

Of the trends that JA lists, the ones that leap out at me as having the largest impact on the next century are the North/South shift, the rise of Islam, the biotech revolution, and the wireless world. I’ve already commented on  the blog on the impact that each of these will have, though without using JA’s labels for them. Globalization will be a big one, too.

What he calls the Wojtyla revolution–basically pointing the Church away from post-Vatican II navel gazing and tinkering and instead engaging the culture–may have a large impact on 21st century Catholicism, but this depends on the course charted by future popes in a way that the other trends do not. It was the actions of recent popes that were in significant measure responsible for the situation that developed prior to "the Wojtyla revolution" (e.g., Paul VI’s ineffectual response to the Humanae Vitae dissenters) and an unsteady hand from future popes could undo the gains of the revolution.

I’m less sure about the polarization and the sexual abuse crisis and whether they will play century-spanning roles in shaping the Church. Some amount of polarization in the Church has always been with us (read 1 Corinthians) and always will be with us. The kind of extreme, ideological polarization that we’ve seen in the last number of years, however, strikes me as something that has already begun to abate–due to the Wojtyla revolution and due to the fact that one of the major poles–liberal Catholicism–is inherently unstable.

The ideological equivalent of the Roe Effect is at work here. Religious liberalism of the kind that we’ve dealt with of late is and has in every context in Christendom proved itself to be an unviable in the long-term. It doesn’t reproduce itself, which is why religious orders that have been infected with it are dying, while those that have resisted it are surviving or growing. One can’t have a strongly polarized environment–at least one gravitating around two poles–if one pole evaporates to the point that it is no longer a serious ideological competitor to the other.

There will still be polarization, but we’ve already likely seen the high water mark of liberal dissent in the Church–as long as future popes keep a steady hand on matters.

As far as sexual scandal goes, I think that there is significant potential for future damage, but I suspect that it will change form somewhat. We may have (in the English-speaking world) seen the high water mark of the scandal of priests having sexual relations with minors. How widespread that problem has been outside the English-speaking world, I don’t know. What I suspect is that, while there may be periodic flare-ups of scandal involving minors, that the really big scandal is one that the media has yet to frame in such a way that it reaches critical mass. That scandal will be sexual relations between priests and other consenting adults. In particular, I would anticipate three kinds of scandals that, while there are precedents, have not yet exploded the way the sexual abuse crisis did:

1) Heterosexual priests living in concubinage and fathering children, particularly in the developing world.

2) Lay ex-lovers (both hetero- and homosexual), particularly in the developed world, who finger clerical paramours (some of whom may have pressured them into having abortions)

3) Rings of homosexual clerics who have colluded to further each others’ interests (as well as having sex with each other) and who have committed a variety of crimes–up to and including murder–to protect those in the ring from exposure.

None of this, incidentally, will be unique to the Catholic Church. This stuff is part of the fallen human condition, and the exact same things happen in non-Catholic churches and non-Christian religions and in secular society. But becaue of the Church’s commitment to celibacy, the taste of the press for scandal (which is stronger even than its desire to promote non-traditional sexual mores), and its anti-Catholic animus, I expect to see particular attention focused on each of these three areas in the next century.

Needless to say, the quicker the Church cleans up the problems mentioned above and the sources feeding them, such as ordination of homosexuals to the priesthood, the more the effects can be blunted.

Let’s keep the century ahead in prayer.

Aquatic Tribbles Found In South Carolina!

BarnaclesIT’S TRUE!

EXCERPT:

Two new invasive species have recently been found along the South Carolina coast — a massive barnacle that dwarfs those found in the state as well as the Asian green mussel, which reproduces quickly and can pose a threat to floating docks.

The barnacle is native to the Pacific coast from southern California to South America. It is so big, colonies have been known to sink navigational buoys, slow boats and clog coastal water pipes.

The barnacle, the megabalanus coccopoma [PICTURED], was found by a College of Charleston student doing research this fall on the Folly River. It reproduces quickly, and, although only one has been found, scientists worry it could spread.

I know they’re a navigational hazard, but ever since I was a boy playing on the beach of Trinity Bay at Baytown, Texas, just down the hill from my Paw-Paw’s house, I’ve thought barnacles were neat.

MORE ON BARNACLES.

Be sure to note the piece of Catholic trivia regarding the Barnacle Goose.

P.S. FIDDLER CRABS ARE COOL, TOO.

AND HERMIT CRABS.

A Christmas Two-Fer Mass Fulfillment?

A reader writes:

Just a quick question.  December 25, 2006 falls on a Monday and
it’s a holy day of obligation.  If a person normally goes to Sunday
mass at 5 pm, will he fulfill his Sunday obligation on Dec 24, 2006 and
at the same time fulfill the Christmas Day obligation (being that it
will be the Christmas vigil mass at 5 pm Sunday)?  Or does he have to
go to an early Sunday mass (before the Christmas vigil) to fulfill his
Sunday obligation (and of course go to another mass for Christmas)?
 
On a related note, if a person goes to a funeral or wedding mass on a Sunday, does this fulfill his Sunday obligation?

According to the Code of Canon Law,

Can.  1248 §1. A person who assists at a Mass celebrated
anywhere in a Catholic rite either on the feast day itself or in the evening of
the preceding day
satisfies the obligation of participating in the Mass.

I’ve put two phrases in this in color. Given the way the red one is phrased, the law would appear to allow one to go to one Mass on Sunday evening (and after 5 p.m. would certainly count as evening, though some earlier masses might count as well) and simultaneously fulfill one’s Sunday obligation and the obligation of a holy day that falls on Monday.

But the law doesn’t mean that.

This isn’t clear from the text of the law itself, unfortunately. This is one of the areas where we bump up against the fact that Italy is a high-context culture that doesn’t write the law in the level of detail that would be expected in English- or German-speaking cultures, because it is assumed that you already know the answer to certain questions and thus they don’t need to be written down.

This is one of those questions: It is expected that everybody knows that if Christmas falls on a Monday then you have to go to Mass twice. You can’t just go to one. This is the common and constant opinion of learned persons, and so it’s what the law means even though it’s not what the law says. The Code provides:

Can. 19 If a custom or an express prescript of universal or particular law is lacking in a certain matter, a case, unless it is penal, must be resolved in light of laws issued in similar matters, general principles of law applied with canonical equity, the jurisprudence and practice of the Roman Curia, and the common and constant opinion of learned persons.

This canon applies to the situation of how to apply canon 1248 when it comes to the question of fulfilling two Mass obligations by attending a single Mass. We don’t have anything from Rome saying that you can do this, and "the common and constant opinion of learned persons" is that you can’t, so you can’t.

I find it frustrating that the law isn’t written with the level of specificity that makes this clear, but then I don’t get to write the law.

You’ve therefore got several options for how to fulfill your Sunday and Christmas obligations this year:

1) Go to a Saturday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)
2) Go to a Saturday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Monday Mass (Christmas obligation)
3) Go to a Sunday Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)
4) Go to a Sunday Mass (Sunday obligation) and a Monday Mass (Christmas obligation)
5) Go to one Sunday evening Mass (Sunday obligation) and a second Sunday evening Mass (Christmas obligation)

Now, beyond that, it doesn’t matter what kind of Mass it is you are attending. It can be a wedding Mass or a funeral Mass. It also doesn’t have to be a specifically Christmas vigil Mass to fulfill one’s Christmas obligation. It just has to be a Mass occurring on Sunday evening or Monday.

This is often surprising to people because there is an assumption out there that you need to hear a particular set of readings (i.e., the readings for that Sunday or readings for Christmas) in order to fulfill a Mass obligation, but this is not true, and this time the law makes it clear. That’s why I put the phrase "anywhere in a Catholic rite" in blue in canon 1248. This makes it clear that you don’t have to attend a Latin rite Mass to fulfill a Mass obligation, and this means that you don’t have to hear any particular set of readings to fulfill your obligation. Different rites use different readings, and in many cases, the different rites will not even be celebrating the same holy day and won’t have any special readings.

The issue of what readings you hear is thus irrelevant to your fulfillment of your obligation to participate in Mass.

But you do gotta go to Mass twice this weekend, once to celebrate Our Lord’s Resurrection and one to celebrate his Birth.

Bible Scholar of the Year

Biblescholar_1  Daily Planet religion correspondent Media Halfways reports that Nilsson Publishers (A division of Nilsson/Schmilsson, a subsidiary of Rambling House) has announced the publication of a special edition of the Holy Bible that takes the inspiration for its cover from a recent issue of Time magazine.

The special Sola Scriptura edition features a mirror (made of lightweight reflective Mylar) affixed on the front cover, above the words "Bible Scholar of the Year".

Nilsson Publishers’ CEO Miles Blandish told the Daily Planet "This is part of an ongoing effort to give the Holy Scriptures new relevance by presenting them in a hip, culturally aware way that grabs the attention of the public. We realize that part of our mission is to stay current, to keep up with trends… to be phat and dope and poppin’ fresh.".

Time magazine recently revealed their "Man of the Year" issue for 2006, with a mirrored cover that reflects the reader’s face. Blandish admitted "Frankly, we were a little embarrassed that we hadn’t thought of this before. It fits in so well with the idea of Sola Scriptura… what we are saying with this cover is; Who should you really count on to interpret the Bible? The answer? It’s right there on the cover!… You! Why rely on someone else who might have it all wrong, when you can get it straight from the horse’s mouth?… so to speak.".

Nilsson publishes mainly for the Evangelical Christian market. Evangelical Protestants believe that the Scriptures alone are sufficient to answer any question of faith, and that any sincere believer can understand the Bible with the help of the Holy Spirit.

So, what does the Bible mean?… "Whoa, whoa!" Blandish answers when asked about the meaning of Scripture "… that’s not for me to say… you have to decide for yourself. The question is, what does it mean… to you?".

The Sola Scriptura edition is available at bookstores, or on the Nilsson/Schmilsson website, for the cost of one million Quatloos (hardback).

Most Interesting Mash-Up I’ve Seen Recently

William_faulknerFamed Mississippi author William Faulkner may have won the nobel prize in literature for his novels, but he also worked as a script-writer for Hollywood.

In fact, he penned the screen adaptation of Raymond Chandler’s The Big Sleep, which is one of my favorite movies (as confusing as it is; I like the fact that the DVD has the uncut, unreleased, less-confusing version as well as the theatrical one).

The Big Sleep is film noir, so it’s dark and moody, but Faulkner also liked comedy. His favorite TV show toward the end of his life, apparently, was Car 54 Where Are You?

So what if Faulkner had tried his hand writing comedy for Hollywood? . . . like maybe the Three Stooges?

THE RESULT MAY HAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

The link is to the story that won this year’s Faux Faulkner contest.

Screenwriter David Sheffield won this year’s Faux Faulkner contest by
imagining what it would’ve been like if William Faulkner — a Nobel
laureate known for thickets of challenging (often parenthetical) prose
— had written for the Three Stooges.

Faulkner’s niece, Dean Faulkner Wells, who has coordinated the parody contest for 15 years with her husband, Larry, said Sheffield’s script clearly stood out.

“What I cannot believe, from the hundreds and hundreds of entries we read, is that there could be something this fresh and this new and this funny,” she said. “This one was unique.”

Larry Wells thought “Pappy” would’ve liked seeing his highbrow style superimposed on the lowbrow Stooges.

MORE.
CHT: Southern Appeal.

ABOUT WILLIAM FAULKNER.


ABOUT THE THREE STOOGES.

Scientists Should Leave Moral Theology To The Moral Theologians

THIS STORY HAS TO BE ONE OF THE DUMBEST I’VE READ IN A WHILE.

EXCERPTS:

Far from being extracts from the extreme end of science fiction, the idea that we may one day give sentient machines the kind of rights traditionally reserved for humans is raised in a British government-commissioned report which claims to be an extensive look into the future.

Visions of the status of robots around 2056 have emerged from one of 270 forward-looking papers sponsored by Sir David King, the UK government’s chief scientist. The paper covering robots’ rights was written by a UK partnership of Outsights, the management consultancy, and Ipsos Mori, the opinion research organisation.

“If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should,” said Henrik Christensen, director of the Centre of Robotics and Intelligent Machines at the Georgia Institute of Technology.

The statement “If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should” is fatuous on three grounds:

1) It is extraordinarily dubious that the phrase "conscious robot" can
be ontologically realized. In other words, "conscious robot" is quite
likely to fall into the same category as "square circle"–something
that’s simply not possible. You can get a robot–or anything with an
AI–to mimic the responses of a conscious being, but that’s not the
same thing as being conscious, any more than your image in a mirror or
a playback of you on video tape is a conscious being. Things like that
mimic your behavior, but they ain’t conscious. They lack the proper
substrate for consciousness.

2) The "they would want to have rights" is similarly dopey. The obvious response is "Not if they’re programmed not to!"

I know, there are some theories of how to develop artificial intelligence that wouldn’t involve us programming every single aspect of the AI’s "consciousness" but instead computationally modeling the human brain, but

a) We will still have substantive control over what we allow it to think, and

b) It may act like it wants rights but that’s not the same thing as actually wanting them. See previous remark about the phrase "conscious robot."

3) "And they probably should [have rights]" is just wrong.

Yes, I know. I saw the episode of Star Trek where they had that stupid trial that determined that Mr. Data has rights.

I’m sorry. He’s a machine. A toaster. He has advanced algorithms but no rational soul and thus is not the subject of rights.

Even if you build an AI capable of passing the Turing test, that doesn’t mean it’s conscious. It only means that it’s good at mimicing the responses of a human.

Big deal. Chatbots do that today, and with increasing skill, but they have absolutely no understanding of what they are saying because they’re not conscious. Some are already being used to trick people as part of identity theft schemes in Instant Messaging services. If you make a really sophisticated chatbot that’s capable of mimicking rights-talk then you’re one step closer to passing the Turing test, but you haven’t actually created anything conscious or deserving of rights.

There’s also a practical issue here: Humans ain’t gonna share their rights prerogatives with AI’s. The social costs of doing so would be so enormous that society will not in the foreseeable future be stupid enough to extend legal recognition of rights to entities that can be mass produced.

Witness:

“If granted full rights, states will be obligated to provide full social benefits to them including income support, housing and possibly robo-healthcare to fix the machines over time,” [the report] says.