Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
Look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam posit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
If you can read this you’re over-educated

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I’ve got to see a man about a dog.

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

Gramen artificiosum odi.
I hate Astroturf.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

Nullo metro compositum est.
It doesn’t rhyme.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
I don’t care. If it doesn’t have meter, it isn’t a poem.

Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio.
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Radix lecti
Couch potato

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I’m home.

Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio.
I am as dead as the nehru jacket.

Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.

Totum dependeat.
Let it all hang out.

Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Pretty please with a cherry on top!

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!

Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!

Nihil est–in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That’s nothing–in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.

Sic faciunt omnes.
Everyone is doing it.

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
Let’s all wear mood rings!

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

CHT to the reader who e-mailed! Let the Latin nitpicking begin!

A Smattering

GirlwithlocketI haven’t posted here at JA.O for a bit, having been busy with "life stuff"… family, art competitions, inner ear gremlins… but thought I would check in and spout off on a few things just because I can;

The Mid Term Elections – This reminds me of an exchange I saw on an episode of the Andy Griffith Show; Founders Day is coming up and someone asks "Who’s going to be Potato Queen this year?" and Andy answers something to the effect of "Well, I don’t know… who’s turn is it?". It’s now the Democrats’ turn. I just wish we had more than two girls from which to choose our Potato Queen.

Ojay’s Book – Does this whole thing sort of disprove the idea that protests don’t work and only serve to give the protestee free publicity? People hollered and complained and the thing got torpedoed – sounds good to me. Now we need to get that nasty black book out of Wal-Mart.

Playstation Craziness – Can’t they find a better way to do this? Isn’t it a bit ironic to crush and pummel others for the chance to buy a Tickle Me Elmo? How about this… the store hands out lottery tickets (one per customer, checked against a database) in the weeks leading up to the release of the game. On that day they hold a raffle in the parking lot and call out the names of the winners. They then invite everyone inside for free hot cocoa or – for you city folk – a latte. This ought to make everyone happy and avoid the frightening crowd scenes reminiscent of a European soccer match. Unless, you know, people are just that nuts for hot cocoa.

B16 in Turkey – Now here’s a man’s man… into the teeth of the storm. Please join me in praying a Rosary for his safety and that he will be powerfully used by Christ on this trip.

The Portrait (above) – Warning: Shameless Self Promotion – Why did I post this? Only because it is my latest portrait (still wet) and because my portrait prices are RIDICULOUSLY LOW right now. So low that I am loath to advertise them publicly (I have my reputation to think about). I am also offering my regular still-life pieces at a mere fraction of the website price for readers of JA.O. Just mention that you saw this on Jimmy’s blog. See, I am keen to make some extra money to get the missus a nice anniversary bauble. 25 years and not so much as a stray smooch. She really deserves something special for putting up with me… you have no idea

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Pope Benedict Day: The Book

Last week I blogged about Pope Benedict’s forthcoming book about Jesus. The story I referenced had some brief excerpts from the introduction to the book.

Now Zenit has posted all of the preface (or as much of it has been made public).

HERE ‘TIS.

It’s also posted an excerpt from the book’s introduction (it apparently has both an preface and an introduction).

HEREZAT.

One of the interesting things to me about the book is that B16 appears to wish to read the gospels in light of both historical criticism and faith. Too often these approaches have been seen as mutually exclusive, so that one must either accept historical criticism and reject the perspective of faith in Christ or one must accept faith in Christ and therefore reject historical criticism. Pope Benedict proposes to reject this either/or solution in favor of a both/and solution, and I for one am interested in seeing the model that he proposes for how the two approaches can be harmonized.

Here’s a taste of his approach, from a passage in the Preface:

I believe, in fact, that this Jesus — the one of the Gospels — is
a historically honest and convincing figure. The Crucifixion and its
efficacy can only be explained if something extraordinary happened, if
Jesus’ figure and words radically exceeded all the hopes and
expectations of the age.

Approximately twenty years after Jesus’ death, we find fully
displayed in the great hymn to Christ that is the Letter to the
Philippians (2:6-8) a Christology which says that Jesus was equal to
God but that he stripped himself, became man, humbled himself unto
death on the cross and that to him is owed the homage of creation, the
adoration that in the prophet Isaiah (45:23) God proclaimed is owed
only to Him.

With good judgment, critical research asks the question: What
happened in the twenty years after Jesus’ Crucifixion? How was this
Christology arrived at?

The action of anonymous community formations, of which attempts are
made to find exponents, in fact does not explain anything. How would it
be possible for groups of unknowns to be so creative, so convincing to
the point of imposing themselves in this way? Is it not more logical,
also from the historical point of view, that greatness be found in the
origin and that the figure of Jesus break all available categories and
thus be understood only from the mystery of God?

Of course, to believe that though being man He "was" God and to
make this known shrouding it in parables and in an ever clearer way,
goes beyond the possibilities of the historical method. On the
contrary, if from this conviction of faith the texts are read with the
historical method and the opening is greater, the texts open to reveal
a path and a figure that are worthy of faith. Also clarified then is
the struggle at other levels present in the writings of the New
Testament around the figure of Jesus and despite all the differences,
one comes to profound agreement with these writings.

Of course with this vision of the figure of Jesus I go beyond what,
for example, Schnackenburg says in representation of the greater part
of contemporary exegesis. I hope, on the contrary, that the reader will
understand that this book has not been written against modern exegesis,
but with great recognition of all that it continues to give us.

Pope Benedict Day: The Trip

John Allen ("The Other JA") is in the papal entourage for the trip to Turkey and has been blogging extensively about it (allowing for the fact that NCR doesn’t actually seem to call his blog what it is . . . a blog).

HERE’S A GENERAL BACKGROUNDER ON THE CHALLENGES FACING THE POPE.

And there are many updates as well.

CHECK HERE FOR DAILY UPDATES DURING THE TRIP.

I REALLY hope that the pro-papal safety parts of the following quotation from this piece prove to be accurate:

Security experts said that while the pope’s physical safety can almost certainly be assured, it’s much more difficult to protect other Christian targets in the country – churches, Christian-owned businesses and private homes, which could be placed in harm’s way if there is significant negative reaction to the pope’s presence, or his message.

Ely Karmon, an anti-terrorism expert in Herzliya, Israel, said, “I don’t expect threats against the person of the pope. The real risk is actions on the part of Islamic extremists against churches, religious institutes or other significant sites. It would ruin the trip, striking the pope and replying to what these groups considered anti-Islamic declarations at Regensburg.”

Let’s also pray for the safety of other Christians and their churches in Turkey during the trip!

And here’s a non-endorsement endorsement that the Vatican has apparently settled on regarding Turkey’s admission to the EU:

Without the pope having left Rome, the Vatican on Sunday took an enormous step towards making the Turkey trip a success, effectively neutralizing the issue of Turkey’s candidacy to join the European Union.

The ANSA news agency quoted Secretary of State Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone as saying, “I hope that Turkey can fulfill the conditions for entry into the EU and integration into Europe.”

Bertone added that the question of EU membership is a political matter, and that the Vatican will remain neutral.

Suggesting that the Vatican has crafted a corporate response on the EU question, spokesperson Jesuit Fr. Federico Lombardi said much the same thing in an interview with the Turkish news ageny Anatolia.

"Turkey’s membership in the EU depends on its ability to meet the EU criteria. If Turkey fulfils its obligations and meets the requirements of the EU criteria, why shouldn’t it become a full member of the EU?" Lombardi said.

That strikes a significantly different stance from then-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger’s opposition to Turkey’s admission prior to his election as pope. Ratzinger told Le Figaro in 2004, “Making the two continents identical would be a mistake. It would mean a loss of richness, the disappearance of the cultural to the benefit of economics.”

I recognize the good diplomatic effects of this announcement, though I don’t think it really signals that the Holy Father is warm to the idea of Turkey joining the EU.

I have somewhat mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I’m heartened to see the Holy See not weighing in on a political issue for once; on the other hand, I think this is one where (due to the religious dimension of the situation) it could do so with significant legitimacy. I don’t know what the effects of including Turkey in the European Union would be, but I could see the presence of a populous Muslim country in the Union serving an advocacy role that would prevent other European countries from doing what they need to in order to deal with the problem of radical Islam in Europe.

That’s something that’ll have to be left in God’s hands. In the meantime,

GET THE STORIES.

MORE ON TURKEY JOINING THE EU.

Pope Benedict Day: Prayer

Yesterday was Torture Day, but today is Pope Benedict Today. As folks likely know, His Most Awesomeness B16 is embarking on a trip to Turkey–which has a lot of folks (me included) nervous. I hope that you will take time to pray for him during this trip, using whatever form of prayer you feel led to use.

In that regard, a reader has a suggestion and writes:

I am extremely concerned about Pope Benedict’s trip to Turkey, especially amid the vast number of fanatical Muslims protesting. And since the Pope said that he is releasing the first 10 chapters of his book since he isn’t sure how much energy or time he has left has only added to my uneasy feeling. Attached is a beautiful prayer (Novena from 11/28 – 12/1) by Bishop Lori.  Would yo please post this on your website or blog. Today I stood outside church and handed out about 100 and people were so pleased to be able to pray the novena for the Pope. And it is such a beautiful prayer.

Here’s the prayer:

SPIRITUAL PILGRIMAGE WITH HIS HOLINESS POPE BENEDICT XVI ON HIS PASTORAL VISIT TO TURKEY

NOV. 28 – DEC. 1, 2006

Heavenly Father, from whom every family in heaven and on earth takes its name, we humbly ask that you sustain, inspire, and protect your servant, Pope Benedict XVI, as he goes on pilgrimage to Turkey – a land to which St. Paul brought the Gospel of your Son; a land where once the Mother of your Son, the Seat of Wisdom, dwelt; a land where faith in your Son’s true divinity was  definitively professed. Bless our Holy Father, who comes as a messenger of truth and love to all people of faith and good will dwelling in this land so rich in history. In the power of the Holy Spirit, may this visit of the Holy Father bring about deeper ties of understanding, cooperation, and peace among Roman Catholics, the Orthodox, and those who profess Islam. May the prayers and events of these historic days greatly contribute both to greater accord among those who worship you, the living and true God, and also to peace in our world so often torn apart by war and sectarian violence. We also ask, O Heavenly Father, that you watch over and protect Pope Benedict and entrust him to the loving care of Mary, under the title of Our Lady of Fatima, a title cherished both by Catholics and Muslims. Through her prayers and maternal love, may Pope Benedict be kept safe from all harm as he prays, bears witness to the Gospel, and invites all peoples to a dialogue of faith, reason, and love. We make our prayer through Christ, our Lord.  Amen.      

Prayer composed by Bishop William E. Lori,
Knights of Columbus Supreme Chaplain

Xenocide

A reader writes:

On last weeks Battlestar Galactica they had to wrestle with whether to commit genocide against the Cylons.  Let’s posit that the Cylons are living beings rather than just machines.  As we know they have tried to commit genocide against the humans.  Would it be just under Catholic teaching to commit genocide against the Cylons?  Might be good to get this decided before the Borg show up on our collective front door.  🙂

Uh . . . I think you mean our non-collective front doors. 🙂

That being said, if (God forbid) we were living in the Battlestar Galactica universe, I would feel compelled to argue that Cylons (at least the humanoid ones) must be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to whether they are living beings with rational souls–given all that we (or at least we, the viewers) know about them–and so the question of genocide becomes relevant.

Genocide is killing people because they belong to a particular genus (ancestry, race, kind). If you were to kill Cylons simply because they are Cylons then this would be genocide and it would be wrong.

However, if an entire species consists of aggressors then it is not genocide to kill all of the aggressors. The fact that they happen to constitute a species is extrinsic to the essential moral character of the act. What you are doing is eliminating aggressors, which is legitimate defense.

It may help to think of this in the small scale. Suppose one day a
flying saucer showed up above Earth and started using a mass driver to
destroy our cities. We would be morally justified in nuking the saucer
out of our sky. But suppose we discovered that the saucer had only
one occupant, and he was the last member of his race, so eliminating
him meant killing a whole species. He would not thereby possess an
exemption from legitimate defense. If he had a few more members of his
species helping him work the weapons, that wouldn’t change matters.
Neither would it if he had billions of fellow-helpers in a fleet of
saucers.

In real life, some argued during World War II that the entire population of Japan was functioning as combatants and so we could nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This is not tenable, given human nature, but when it comes to the Cylons or the Borg, you really do have a species (or meta-species) that consists entirely or almost entirely of aggressors, and releasing a virus to kill the aggressors would be legitimate defense.

Of course, one would want to protect individual members of the species who are not aggressors (e.g., Athena and 7 of 9), but the mass elimination of aggressors, even when the aggressors form a single species or meta-species, would be legitimate in principle.

Please remember this during the next alien invasion.

P.S.  Be careful, though, that you aren’t dealing with aliens like the Jaffa
or the Tok’ra, who may seem like aggressors but who actually can be turned into valuable allies.